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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 948 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 226 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!