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Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Potions Brewed:	64	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

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Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Endless Night Skies:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	7

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Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ores Mined:	9124	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	6

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Rating:	4.4 / 5
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Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	292	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

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Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9421	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

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Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
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Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
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Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

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Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
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