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Crafty Aussie Blokes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

blocky, breaking barriers, Cultural differences, dating challenges, dating outside your race, dating preferences, Diversity, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, Minecraft, mixed race couples, Open-mindedness, Personal preferences, Race, racial dynamics, relationships, romantic connections, Server, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, white men

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9431
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate! We have a whole village of eligible white men just waiting to build a blocky future with you. From crafting romantic dinners to building pixelated love nests, our server is the perfect place to find love in a cubic world. So come on, don’t be square – join us and start swiping right on those white men today!

JustedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3555
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of getting “justed” on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, getting “justed” is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where getting “justed” is just a myth, like unicorns or responsible creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Rumor has it he even hosts weekly dance parties at his haunted mansion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. They throw the wildest parties and always welcome new players to join in on the fun. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to getting “justed” forever. Who needs diamonds when you have llamas and Herobrine throwing dance parties?

ParentalRage Minecraft Server

aita, Chores, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, help with chores, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, legal drinking age, living with aunt, Losing friends, Minecraft, moving out, parental expectations, ParentalRage, parents, sacrificing social life, Server, sibling behavior, sibling favoritism, standing up to parents, unfair treatment

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of doing all the work while your lazy parents and siblings just sit around doing nothing? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfairness of reality! On our server, you can build your own virtual world where chores don’t exist and everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight).

Imagine a world where your younger brother can’t get away with drinking in a field while you’re stuck at home missing out on all the fun. On our server, everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

And if your parents won’t let you live your life, just pack your virtual bags and move in with your cool aunt who lives in a pixelated paradise. She’ll probably even let you go to all the birthday parties you want without any restrictions on alcohol (as long as it’s Minecraft alcohol, which is just water in a fancy glass).

So don’t be the only help your family has in real life, come join our Minecraft server where the only help you need is figuring out how to build a castle without getting attacked by zombies. It’s a win-win situation, unless you’re a creeper.

SisInLawSquadCraft

AirB&B, Boundaries, complaining, damage control, enforcing rules, establishing rules, family dynamics, Family Support, house rules, household rules, micromanaging, new floors, new walls, reminders, Renovations, Respect, short term rental, single mothers, SisInLawSquadCraft, sister-in-law, toddlers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5446
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living with toddlers who have a knack for destroying everything in sight! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world without the fear of poop-covered carpets or sticky walls.

Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone who needs a break from micromanaging adults and unruly children. Plus, we offer a special complimentary stay in the dog house for those who complain too much about our rules – it’s the perfect place to reflect on your actions and maybe even make friends with some friendly wolves.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while dodging diaper disasters. See you in the game!

FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, fear, fear of change, fear of commitment, fear of criticism, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, FearlessCraft, Harmless, irrational fear, Minecraft, Phobia, Psychology, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Dimension Hops:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you afraid of creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals! They love to dance and explode confetti everywhere, making them the life of the blocky party. Join us and see for yourself – you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

MineCraftyConvicts

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	8088	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	154040
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because on our server, the only crime worth going to prison for is not building with enough pizzazz! That’s right, if your builds aren’t jaw-droppingly amazing, you’ll be locked up in our virtual jail faster than you can say “creeper.”

But don’t worry, prison life isn’t so bad here. You’ll have access to all the virtual amenities you could ever dream of, from a diamond-encrusted cell to a gourmet virtual cafeteria serving up the finest pixelated steak. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a visit from our resident celebrity inmate, Herobrine himself!

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your way to virtual infamy. Who knows, maybe one day your epic creations will be the talk of the pixelated town!

BankofChinaRus Minecraft Server

Bank of China, BankofChinaRus, compliance, diplomatic relations, economic impact, financial institutions, financial services, financial transactions, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international banking, international relations, Minecraft, regulatory compliance, risk management, Russian division, Russian lenders, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, suspended operations, trade restrictions, united states

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Come join our server, where the Russian division of the Bank of China is actually run by a group of sneaky pandas who are trying to avoid getting caught up in some crazy sanctions! These pandas are experts at hiding their money in Minecraft chests and dodging those pesky secondary sanctions.

You’ll have a blast navigating through our virtual world, trying to outsmart the FBI agents who are hot on the trail of these mischievous pandas. Will you help them evade capture or join forces with the feds to bring them to justice? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

Plus, who wouldn’t want to see pandas in business suits running a bank? It’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on down and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to go along with the madness. See you there!

RegenToothCraft

clinical trials, dental advancements, dental care, dental discoveries, dental health, dental industry, dental innovation, dental procedures, dental research, dental restoration, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, drug trials, human trials, medical breakthrough, oral health, regenerative medicine, RegenToothCraft, teeth regeneration, tooth regeneration

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Votes:	451	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

hey yall! have u ever wanted to regrow ur teeth like a shark? well do i have the server for u! we are conducting human trials for a new teeth regeneration drug in minecraft! join us and become a dental superhero! who needs a dentist when u can just pop a pill and grow a new set of chompers? plus, rumor has it that the drug also gives u super speed and the ability to shoot lasers out of ur eyes. so come on down and join the fun! just remember, side effects may include turning into a half-shark half-human hybrid. but who wouldn’t want that, amirite? sign up now and let’s get this experiment started!

CranJuiceCraft: Wet-Free Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A PIG? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)

WildfireCraft: Burning Up the Server!

air quality, Analysis, Burning, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster prevention, ecological balance, emergency response, environmental impact, exponential rise, extreme fires, Forest fires, global warming, Mediterranean, natural disasters, satellite data, Server, temperate conifer forests, Western US, WildfireCraft, Wildfires

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

join our minecraft server and escape the fiery wrath of climate change! our server is so lit, it’s like being in the middle of a wildfire without actually being in danger.

build your own forest paradise and watch it burn to the ground in our extreme fire events that happen every 5 minutes. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks!

team up with other players to fight off the flames and save your precious creations, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold. who needs netflix when you have our server?

come join us and experience the thrill of surviving the most extreme wildfires in minecraft history. it’s hot, it’s wild, it’s… well, it’s just plain crazy. but isn’t that what minecraft is all about?