ButtStallions Minecraft Servers

ButtStallions Minecraft Servers

  • ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

    ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 6890
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 2919
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

    CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1731
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 298 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

    Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRegretMC

    NoRegretMC
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 8246
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

    On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

    FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3952
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Votes: 4106 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WishCraft Realms

    WishCraft Realms
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 9609
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNet Minecraft Server

    CraftyNet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4839
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Ores Mined: 4251
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7859
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

    Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No AI, Just Play!

    No AI, Just Play!
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 6331
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

    Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 199
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lokai PVP Network

    Lokai PVP Network
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5660
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 167 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    A new kitpvp server with unique kits and rewards, custom built map, duels, shop, events, ranks is coming soon

    Staff needed, add my discord: iinatemii

    51.210.221.83:2644

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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