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MilCraftMarriageSaver

Apology, arguments, bad mom, Cheating, Communication, Defending, Divorce, family feud, game skins, Kids, Marriage, MIL, MilCraftMarriageSaver, money management, postpartum, Pregnancy, reconciliation, reconciliation efforts, relationship, SAHM

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your dream world without any in-laws interfering! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of reality and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and fun.

Join us and leave behind the drama of in-laws who think they know everything about you, siblings who have never even met you but have strong opinions, and a husband who can’t decide whether he’s glad he married you or not. On our server, you can focus on building your empire, exploring new lands, and having a blast with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! And remember, on our server, post-partum excuses are valid and game skins are always a worthwhile investment.

BibleSchoolDropout

BELIEF, BIBLE, BibleSchoolDropout, children, Church, church attendance, Community, curriculum, education, FAITH, family, Moral values, parenting, Religion, Religious Education, religious freedom, SCHOOLs, separation of church and state, spirituality, teaching, VALUES

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

MissileDefender Minecraft Server

arms race, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, missile defense, missile deployments, MissileDefender, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	9303	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Towns Built:	6

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Potions Brewed:	82
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9325	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2066	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.