Blocky Butt-Kickers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Gamers Who Know the Answer to ‘What is the definitive video game controller?’

Competition, innovation, ButtKickers, Gamepad, Video

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old controllers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic and outrageous controller you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a controller made entirely out of diamonds and enchanted with the power to summon dragons at your command. That’s right, forget about joysticks and buttons, on our server, you control the game with pure magic!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn through the Nether? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience gaming like never before. Who needs a boring old video game controller when you can have one made of diamonds and magic? Let the epic adventures begin!

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Blocky Butt-Kickers: Minecraft Mayhem

control, ButtKickers, Corruption, blocky, Propaganda

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most demoralizing way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. We have explosive PvP battles, mind-blowing treasure hunts, and hilarious mini-games that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most mythical creatures in the Minecraft universe. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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CraftyPickupLines

pickup line, funny pickup lines, pickup line fails, awkward pickup lines, pickup line jokes

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

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CraftyChemWarfare

weapons material, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, border control, Chemicals

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

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Ligma Craft

Cross-Play, Creative, Minecraft, Prison, Viaversion

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Minigames, Active, Realm, Factions, Adventure

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Anniversary Livestream, Ios, new players, update, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

subtle aroma, Minecraft, how does she smell, Fragrance, floral fragrance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

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TripTreats4Kids

parallel parenting, school activities, parenting disagreements, financial responsibility, blended family

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

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OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

UNBELIEVABLE, inappropriate, juicy, unbelievable tale, Conversation

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

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Buttkickers

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