Butt MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, discomfort, consent, personal space, butt

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Butt Plug City

butt plug, Plug, adult novelties, anal pleasure, anal play

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

BootyCraft, rofl, xd, funny, humor

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

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Lickin’ Cat Butt – The Minecraft Server

butt licking, Lickin, Life, Pets, funny

join our epic minecraft server where the cats are the true rulers and butt licking is a way of life. if you want to be part of a community where butt licking is celebrated and encouraged, then this is the server for you.

we have a special butt licking competition every week where the winner gets a diamond block and a special butt licking cape.

our spawn area is a giant litter box where you can find rare items hidden in the poop.

come join us and let your inner cat out to play. butt licking has never been so fun!

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ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

Diagnosis, malignant, butt, health, Prevention

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

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Crafty Poopie Butt Server

STINKY, bathroom humor, catchy tune, humor, FARTING

Welcome to the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to embrace your inner Poopiebutt and let loose with some epic farting and pooping shenanigans?

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop poopies in the butt! Let your inner Poopiebutt shine as you explore our crazy world and unleash your farty goodness upon all who dare to challenge you.

But beware, the legendary Farty Poopiebutt is said to roam these lands, spreading chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Poopiebutt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let’s make some epic memories together. Poopies never stop on this server, so get ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with your fellow Poopiebutts!

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PixelBootyCraft

Female physical features, Long tail tags: What makes a woman attractive, physical appearance, body positivity, Confidence

Forget about the usual answers like eyes or smile, on our Minecraft server, the most attractive part of a woman’s body is her blocky, pixelated diamond armor! Join us to see all the stylish and fierce female warriors strutting their stuff in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Block Booty” competition, where players compete to see who has the most impressive pixelated posterior. Trust us, you’ve never seen curves like these before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheeky as it is creative, come join us and get ready to be blown away by the beauty of blocky babes and their bootylicious builds!

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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, pondering, humoristic, perplexity, quizzical

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most butt-tastic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. We have a giant rainbow-colored llama that roams the server, giving out hugs to anyone who dares to approach it. But beware, it also spits out glitter bombs!

3. Our server has a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves. Yes, you read that right. Pizza. Slices.

4. The PvP arena on our server is a giant inflatable bounce house filled with slime blocks. It’s chaotic, it’s unpredictable, and it’s a whole lot of fun!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the butt-tastic madness for yourself!

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FeetLickButtF*ck Minecraft Server

FeetLickButtFck, Kinky, dirty talk, Server, fetish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come true! Want to lick someone’s feet and then…well, you know? We’ve got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and unforgettable moments. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

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LavaButtCraft

Rock, volcano, volcanic activity, Magma, butt

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate chaos and madness! our server is so lit, it’s like a volcano erupting with molten rock and poop flying everywhere.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of flying pigs attack you, or building a majestic castle only to have it invaded by a horde of dancing zombies.

we have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle or turn all the cows into disco-loving party animals.

join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, stay far away)!

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