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CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Votes:	509
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	8933	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Star Shards Collected:	62	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Items Found:	2551	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	895119
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

J-M, japanese manga, jolly, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga genre, Manga News, manga recommendations, manga release, manga releases, manga series, manga translation, manga update, manga updates, MEGUMI, Minecraft, miners, new chapter, reading manga, Server, translated manga

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Villages Defended:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

animated, beatles, Characters, Digital, Entertainment, iconic, IDOLS, influence, Japan, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, online personalities, Performance, pop culture, smp, streaming, talent, The Beatles, Trendsetter, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	288635	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	8366	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

WeddingBellsMC Server

aita, bankrolling, Confrontation, Contribution, Cousins wedding, dream wedding, EMBARRASSING, Extravagant, family rift, financial struggle, furious, lavish event, leading on, pitching in, Promise, reasonable amount, savings, selfish, Server, Six Figures, WeddingBellsMC

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

CraftyParentz

Boundaries, caretaking, Communication, compassion, CraftyParentz, education, Empathy, family, friendship, guidance, hygiene, intervention, Mentorship, parenting, personal care, puberty, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!