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CraftyMiners: Where you won’t accidentally search for porn stars while playing Minecraft!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can embark on the most INSANE adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player was trying to find a famous porn star on Google, but they accidentally typed her name wrong. Instead of finding the porn star, they stumbled upon a real QT3.14 on LinkedIn! And that, my friends, is just a taste of the WILD surprises waiting for you on our server.

Join now for a chance to discover hidden treasures, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the LOLZ begin!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Share Your Last ‘O’ Face Pic

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Potions Brewed:	188	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙

🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver

BlockyBoogaloo: The Revenge of ‘>>917064705’

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ores Mined:	8338	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with RAINBOW sheep that could fly! Can you imagine riding a flying rainbow sheep into battle? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who are worthy. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of gold blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a Giant Chicken into battle against hordes of evil mobs. Picture yourself soaring through the sky on the back of a clucking behemoth, wielding a diamond sword and taking down creepers left and right. It’s the stuff of legends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead have better manners!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	219	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Potions Brewed:	59	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the boring reality of dressing like your ancestors and instead become a VIKING WARRIOR in the digital world! Join us for INSANE battles, where you can RAID other players’ bases and pillage their resources like a true CONQUEROR.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also FLY on the back of a DRAGON and rain down fire on your enemies. Or, if you’re feeling more peaceful, you can EXPLORE our vast world and discover hidden treasures in LOST dungeons.

So why waste your time dressing up like a viking in real life when you can become a LEGENDARY warrior in our Minecraft server? Join us now and embark on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Gets Wild!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you say “OMG this is EPIC!”

Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji EN with YouTubers that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair. From LazuLight to OBSYDIA to ILUNA, we’ve got the craziest bunch of players that will keep you entertained for hours.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has XSOLEIL where you can battle it out with Krisis and TTT for ultimate supremacy. And don’t forget about Noctyx where the night is always young and full of surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – unless they’re building you a diamond castle, then they’re cool. Let’s mine and craft our way to victory! 🤣🎮🔥

Unicorn Overlord’s Epic Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Star Shards Collected:	51	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Welcome to the Unicorn Overlord Minecraft server, where magical creatures reign supreme and chaos is the name of the game!

Join us if you want to ride unicorns into battle, build castles out of rainbows, and fight off hordes of evil pixies trying to steal your diamonds!

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself said, “What about Unicorn Overlord? Did anyone really enjoy this game or was it just me?“

So come on, join us and become a legend in the land of Unicorn Overlord! Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn king!

CraftyFantasy10548 – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for our Extra Party Trial Battles where you can battle it out with your friends in epic showdowns. And don’t miss the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event – it’s gonna be off the chain!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Maintenance announced on 04/23, so mark your calendars. And be sure to check out the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow – it’s a real tearjerker.

Oh, and did we mention Sierokarte’s Special Training in April? It’s gonna be a blast! And don’t even get us started on the Magna 3 Colossus & Celeste Aura Raid & Transcendence event – it’s gonna blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for some unforgettable Minecraft adventures!

Blocky Boners: No More Nofap

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.

Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.

But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.

So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Cursed Server: ‘Jujutsu Kaisen’ Edition

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Potions Brewed:	47
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Welcome to El Tio Sukuna, the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined El Tio Sukuna and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret LOOT system that only the chosen ones can access. Legend has it that if you find the hidden Diamond Mine and defeat the Creeper King, you will be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Disco Sheep, a rare creature that only appears at midnight and drops Diamonds when you dance with it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Unicorn Island, where magical creatures roam free and grant wishes to those who are deemed worthy.

So what are you waiting for? Join El Tio Sukuna today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.

SwissCheeseCraft: Where even Switzerland can’t hold its blocks!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, Switzerland fell. Yes, you heard that right. The entire country of Switzerland fell into a giant pit of lava. But fear not, because on this INSANE Minecraft server, you have the chance to rebuild Switzerland from the ground up!

But that’s not all. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Our DIAMOND mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time. And don’t even get me started on our EXPLODING SHEEP – they make for great entertainment!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and help us bring Switzerland back to its former glory. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic land!