We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.
From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!
First off, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in the Minecraft world. Legend has it that diamonds grow on trees here and you can find stacks of emeralds just lying around waiting to be picked up.
Secondly, our server is protected by a team of warrior mermaids who will defend you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. These mermaids are fierce fighters and will make sure you stay safe while you mine and build to your heart’s content.
And finally, we have the most epic parties on our server. Every weekend we throw a massive block party where players can dance, eat cake, and show off their most impressive builds. Plus, the DJ is a talking parrot who knows all the latest hits.
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, only players with ENORMOUS BOOBS allowed!
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Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.
But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. These monkeys will guide you through the game with their expert skills and hilarious antics, making sure you never have a dull moment.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?
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Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate Latina to titfuck – will you choose the one on the left, the one in the middle, or the one on the right? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills to the limit.
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Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly players who were all rocking some seriously impressive pixelated cleavage. They showed the new player around, teaching them how to build the biggest, most voluptuous structures in all of Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most sought-after resources in the game. Want to mine for diamonds while being surrounded by giant, bouncing breasts? Look no further, my friend.
And let’s not forget about our weekly “Twerk for Diamonds” event, where players can show off their best dance moves in exchange for precious gems. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So come join us on our server, where the socials are overdeveloped and the fun never stops. Who knew Minecraft could be so… titillating?
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Join our server for a chance to meet the mysterious someone posted this girl and uncover the secrets she holds. Rumor has it that she’s actually a rare mob disguised as a player, and whoever finds her will be granted with unlimited diamonds for life!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on someone posted this girl. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and drama.
| Welcome to Harvest SMP! |
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| We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite you all to play! |
| Fundamentals of Harvest SMP |
| Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can. |
| We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here! |
| Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible. |
| Features |
| Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks and plug-ins have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat plug-ins to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience. |
| We plan on having a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun. |
| Whitelist. We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining, In general this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth. |
| To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process. https://discord.gg/9qs6vcm2 |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Simply join our Discord and begin your application process. The link to our Discord server is: https://discord.gg/9qs6vcm2 |
| What kind of experience level is welcome on the server? | We welcome players of all experience levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or brand new to the game. |
| Will there be community events on the server? | Yes, we encourage all players to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. |
| How long will this season of the server last? | Our goal is to have a long term world for this season, lasting as long as possible. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn and the mystical Diamond Dragon. Join our server and embark on a wild adventure to capture these majestic beasts and show them off to all your friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with other players and show off your best moves. Who knew Minecraft could be so groovy?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero, a dancer, and a master of all things Minecraft. Let’s save those healers and have the time of our lives!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, on our server, you can participate in the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission and take on the Decagrammaton challenge! Plus, don’t miss out on the Joint Firing Drill where you can showcase your skills and dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny-themed battle with Neru, Karin, Asuna, and Akane. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Join our server and experience the thrill of never losing a game, just like Connor’s mom wanted for him. We’ll make sure you always come out on top, whether it’s in races, relays, or even tag! No more pesky losses to ruin your day.
And don’t worry about meltdowns, our inclusion specialists are here to help you through any emotional outbursts. Just like how they handled Connor’s meltdowns at sports camp, they’ll be there to support you every step of the way.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wild ride of always being the winner, no matter what it takes. Just remember, winning isn’t everything, but on our server, it sure feels like it!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is so lit that even the creepers are joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy events like building a giant pixel art of a falafel sandwich and a parkour course that leads to a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden portal in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride on flying llamas and battle zombie pigmen with enchanted swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and be part of the most epic summer camp adventure in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a special potion that turns u into a flying unicorn! imagine soaring through the sky, raining down glitter on all the noobs below. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon? yea, he’s like our bouncer or something. if u try to grief or steal, he’ll breathe fire on ur sorry butt faster than u can say “creeper”.
so come join us on this epic adventure, where the diamonds are endless, the unicorns fly high, and the dragon keeps the peace. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
| Server Type | Simulation of civilization in Minecraft |
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| Features | Expansive nations, army battles, ruling towns, creating companies, events, and more |
| Discord | Join our Discord! |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the IP address provided or through our Discord. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. |
| Can I create my own nation? | Yes, players are encouraged to create their own nations and grow their power and influence. |
| What kind of events do you host? | We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that roam the land, building towering castles made entirely of cheese, and crafting magical potions that turn you into a dancing llama.
Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of ninja pandas, while others believe it’s hidden in a secret underwater cave filled with singing dolphins.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and more bacon than you can shake a pickaxe at! See you there, fellow blockheads!