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Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

SibCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, adult siblings, emergency funds, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial accountability, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial help, financial struggles, financial support, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rent assistance, Repayment, Selfishness, Server, SibCraft, sibling relationships

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

BroGfNoThxLivingHere

Boundaries, BroGfNoThxLivingHere, brothers girlfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household harmony, Housekeeping, hygiene, living arrangements, living situation, mutual respect, noise disturbance, personal space, pet behavior, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

CozyCreeper SMP

blooming flowers, calming music, childhood memories, comfort, Cozy, CozyCreeper, crackling fireplace, Familiar, favorite book, fresh baked cookies, gentle rain, homey, nature sounds, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, smp, soft blankets, soothing, Tranquility, warmth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyChristmasWish

celebration, christmas, CraftyChristmasWish, decorations, dreams, family, Festive, gift, Gratitude, Happiness, holiday, Hope, joy, Kindness, love, miracles, Peace, Presents, Santa Claus, Season, Tree, wish

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	2721

Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!

Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.

But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.

So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?

Open Chronicles Roleplay

{Crafting & Items}, Applications, backstory, character creation, Chronicles, Cooking, discord server, Farming, Furniture, getting started, ideas, main page, models, Open, Personality, Races, Roleplay, Server Rules, Skills, Smithing, Staff, ticket, Verification

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Join and tell your story.

This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…

Races

Race	Description
Elves
Humans
Scyrtans	An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands…
Thrumdier	An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range…
Yudh	Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands…
Zamin-Sada	Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk…

Mechanics

Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.

Join Now!

Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.

Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.

Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.

Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.

Play!

EmpireCraft 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, 100th LL showdown, Android, appstore, EmpireCraft, Hotfix 6.0.2, Ios, Old but Gold Titles, Omens of Destruction DLC, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Stuff1d6chan, Sunset Invasion Edition, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Star Shards Collected:	275	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1770
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like a total war but with blocks and creepers? It’s like Sunset Invasion Edition but with more chaos and explosions. Join now for the 100th LL showdown where you can battle it out with other players in epic warhammer style battles.

We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.

And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?

This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Roman Empire Minecraft SMP

charlotte flair, Cody Rhodes, Dominik Mysterio, Empire, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, professional wrestling, rematch central, repetitive booking, rey mysterio, rhea ripley, Román, Roman Reigns, Sami Zayn, smp, Sports Entertainment, Wrestlemania 41, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling rivalries, wrestling storylines, wwe

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchantments Applied:	53	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring matches on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Roman vs Cody in an epic wrestling showdown every week! Witness Sami vs Kevin in a never-ending rivalry that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t miss Charlotte vs Rhea in a battle for the ages that will leave you speechless. But that’s not all, we also have Rey vs Dominik in a father-son feud that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft SMPs. Wrestlemania 41 on our server is not just a rematch central, it’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you coming back for more. So join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LoungeWearUpgrade

advice, athletic shorts, baseball team, boxers, brother, college, college stress, community college, dorm life, family, Friends, loungewear, LoungeWearUpgrade, PAJAMAS, peer pressure, Protective, sibling dynamics, socializing, teasing, underwear, university transfer

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Star Shards Collected:	239	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Zombie Dances:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who prefer to game in their tighty-whities!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.

Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!

DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	76
Dragon Eggs Found:	4959	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t I saw on this Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a whole new level of insanity! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO!” And then they landed in a pool of lava and somehow survived! It was wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!

And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!