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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1890 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
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And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
