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Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Votes:	526
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Animals Bred:	163	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Enchantments Applied:	179	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8735	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Votes:	1299	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Animals Bred:	177	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6806	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	111099	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!