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Godcraft vs Allahcraft: Holy Wars

Allahcraft, Arabian, banning, business man, Christianity, cross poles, educated, financial engineering, GodCraft, goods transport convoy, HOLY, influencer, Islam, Jesus, jew, Jewsus, loli wife, magic trick show, military lord, miracles, Prophet, Religion, Wars, Worship

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest origin stories of Christianity and Islam like never before! Join us as we reenact the moment when Jesus became an influencer and started a religion to ban financial engineering, all while performing magic tricks on cross poles. And don’t miss out on the epic tale of how a business man and military lord became a prophet and got a loli wife in the process. It’s all thanks to Jewsus, the ultimate mastermind behind it all. So come on and join us for some outrageous adventures and hilarious moments on our server!

MarvelVisitsHorisHouse-MinecraftSMP

Anime, artistic challenge, character design, collaboration, Comic, creative partnership, crossover, dream come true, exciting opportunity, fanfiction, FANTASY, Horikoshi, illustration, imagination, Manga, Marvel, MarvelVisitsHorisHouseMinecraftSMP, mha, Spiderman, storytelling, SuperHero

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	2170	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: after the epic finale of My Hero Academia, Marvel shows up at Horikoshi’s doorstep and begs him to draw a Spiderman manga. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? Well, that’s just a taste of the kind of wild adventures you can expect on our server. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

author signing, Comic Con, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, health issues, Minecraft, pain management, parental favoritism, perspective, Priorities, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Votes:	2128	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unspoken resentment.

Are you tired of boring servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter players who refuse to take painkillers for their bruises because they interfere with their “optional” supplements. Who needs potions when you have questionable supplements, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a Comic Con adventure gone wrong. From missed author signings to heated text message battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

BroBroDefense34F

acceptance, BroBroDefense34F, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, family loyalty, friendship, Insecurity, judgment, loyalty to family, personal values, rejection, relationships, Respect, self worth, self-confidence, setting boundaries, Siblings, social anxiety, social etiquette

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Join our server and witness the epic love story of Tom (38M) and Pam (34F). Tom, the handsome, intelligent, and funny guy with a stuttering past, and Pam, the desperate woman looking for love. Will they find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TV dramas when you have our Minecraft server?

TimeMachineTraveler – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Destination, dreams, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Journey, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, science fiction, smp, Technology, Temporal, time machine, time travel, TimeMachineTraveler, travel

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? No problem! Or how about fast-forwarding to the year 3000 where robots rule the world and diamonds are the new currency? It’s all possible on our wacky server!

But be warned, time travel can have some unexpected consequences. One player accidentally went back to the Stone Age and now has a pet woolly mammoth named Fluffy. Another player went to the future and came back with a hoverboard that only works on Wednesdays.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through time and space, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

MineCraftyTherapy

coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyTherapy, perseverance, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, resilience, seeking help, self love, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, talking to friends, Therapy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with life’s rough patches? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure like no other.

Need a break from reality? Our server is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Forget about your problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the craziest creations you can think of.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the land? Or will you get distracted by the endless possibilities of pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, your rough patch will be a thing of the past once you step foot into our crazy world.

SinwarCraft: Eliminate the Arch-Terrorist

arch-terrorist, ArchTerrorist, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, Eliminate, extremist, fm, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Villages Defended:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Runes Activated:	5

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs hamas yo. our new leader, yahya sinwar, is a straight up arch-terrorist in the game, u gotta swiftly eliminate him to prove ur skills. plus, if u join now u get a free diamond sword to take down all ur enemies. come join the madness and show us what u got!

Headstealer: Where stealing heads is allowed but asking for dirt is off limits!

Allowed, Anarchy, Bans, Community, diamonds, Dirt, Discord, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Griefing, head stealing, Heads, Headstealer, Limits, mobs, PvP, Revival, SEASON 2, semi anarchy, Shop, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2657	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	74	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HeadSteal SMP Season 2
Total Members	300+
Server Duration	2 months (at least)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this Discord link and following the instructions.
What is the concept of the HeadSteal server?	In this server, players can steal other players’ heads by killing them. If a player dies to another player 5 times, they will be banned. However, players can revive others using a head and some diamonds.
How long will Season 2 of HeadSteal SMP last?	The server will last for at least 2 months for Season 2.

CraftyChoice Minecraft Server

Anon, Campaign, choose wisely, controversial, CraftyChoice, eight years, election, equality, Government, kamala harris, locking up niggers, meme, Minecraft, office, Politics, Presidential election, Propaganda, racism, Server, social justice, supporting Israel, US history, Voting

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	2820

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of blocky history! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of bravery and adventure that awaits you on our server.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Join us on this server and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome beast in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, where he hosts weekly karaoke nights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

bros, Challenges, Crisis, current events, Downfall, election, leadership, Minecraft, News, not looking good, opposition, Politics, republican party, smp, Support, tough times, trump, Trump administration, TrumpBroGoneWrong, uh oh, uncertainty, US president, White House

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Emeralds Found:	3453
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

WeddingCrashCraft

destination wedding, uninvited guest, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest advice, wedding guest controversy, wedding guest dilemma, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest etiquette rules, wedding guest faux pas, wedding guest invitation restrictions, wedding guest list, wedding guest protocol, wedding invitation, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Farms Harvested:	717	Void Armor Forged:	23
Divine Spears Created:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Star Shards Collected:	151

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inviting your boyfriend to a hotel room causes drama worthy of a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the secret boyfriend hidden in a hotel room. Who knew such a scandal could unfold in the world of Minecraft?

Embark on epic quests and build friendships stronger than any wedding invitation. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to adventure with?

Join now and experience the thrill of drama, intrigue, and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll stumble upon next? It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!