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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5713 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7817 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 497 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
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