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ArgenCraft: Milei’s Recession Bash

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and escape the economic woes of argentina! forget about job losses and recession, come build a virtual empire with us! milei may be causing chaos in the real world, but in our server, the only chaos you’ll find is from creepers blowing up your creations! plus, rumor has it that if you mine enough diamonds, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite empanadas and tango dancing zombies. so what are you waiting for? come join us and leave your real world problems behind!

LawyerCraft: Better Criminals

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	164
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	605159	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where all the criminals are actually lawyers and all the lawyers are actually criminals. you never know who you can trust in this wacky world of legal chaos. build your own law firm and defend your clients in intense courtroom battles, or become a notorious criminal mastermind and pull off the biggest heists in minecraft history.

we have custom plugins that allow you to bribe the judges, forge evidence, and even escape from prison using a secret tunnel system. but be careful, because the cops are always on your tail and ready to catch you in the act.

join now for a chance to become the most feared lawyer-criminal hybrid in all of minecraft! trust us, it’s a lawless land out there and anything can happen.

NeuroNukeCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9366
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6814
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

we have discovered the secret genes that make your neurons die in some fancy disease called ALS. but don’t worry, we’re using that knowledge to make our server the most epic place to play minecraft.

join us and experience the thrill of potentially losing your neurons while building the sickest creations in the game. who needs brain cells when you have a diamond pickaxe, amirite?

come on, don’t be a noob. join our server and let’s see if you can survive longer than your neurons do. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friends.

RiotMC

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, factions server, Hardcore, lucky block, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

RiotMC.net

852R Middle School

852 Resurgence, Creative, discord server, Hongkongggag meme page, middle school, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

The official Minecraft SMP of the 852 Resurgence discord server and Hongkongggag meme page.

Featuring a survival and creative world! With more to come!

51.81.79.1:25605

Zapped Creeper SMP: Where Explosions Are The Least of Your Worries!

Creative, creeper, Economy, explosions, Factions, Minigames, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, worries, zapped

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features

⚒️ Quality of Life enhancements like Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates, Live Maps

🛠️ Player-run economy with customizable selling options
💎 Cross-platform play with different Minecraft versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
🪨 Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
🪵 Custom Help menu for 24/7 assistance

Links:

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is open to all players.
How can I join the server?	You can use the Java IP or Bedrock Port provided to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s guidelines and rules provided in-game or on their website.
Can I play with friends on different Minecraft versions?	Yes, the server supports cross-platform play via ViaVersion and Geyser.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards by participating in voting, quests, and engaging with the community events.

FalloutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Villages Defended:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it makes Fallout 4 look like a toddler’s coloring book!

Join us and embark on a questline so mind-blowing, you’ll forget all about defeating the Ender Dragon. Our quests are so epic, they’ll have you questioning reality itself. And don’t even get us started on the rewards – let’s just say you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “redstone”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered – in a good way, of course.

CraftyArknights – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mines Excavated:	3966	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even Vermeil would want to celebrate their birthday here!

Join now and experience content that will blow your mind! We’ve got 6 Defender Penance, 6 Specialist Lee, and even a 5* Vanguard Poncirus who will charge into battle like a raging bull!

But wait, there’s more! Take a ride to Lake Silberneherze and meet the legendary 5* Medic Harold, who will heal your wounds with magical potions and unicorn tears.

And if that’s not enough, embark on a quest with the Icefield Messengers Penance, Tsukinogi, and Qanipalaat, who will guide you through frozen lands and mystical realms.

But that’s just the beginning! Our server is so wild that we have a crossover event with Sanrio, where you can team up with Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official to defeat evil forces and save the day!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Don’t miss out on the Arbiter Aequissimus Retro event, where you can meet the legendary 6* Guard Executor The Ex Foedere, who will lead you to victory with his mighty sword and epic battle cries!

Visit our website for more info, redeem codes for exclusive rewards, and dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Runes Activated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old life advice that doesn’t actually help you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest life advice that actually works! Want to know how to find diamonds in the game? Just follow our advice on how to talk to chickens and they’ll lead you straight to the goods. Need help building a castle? We’ll teach you how to negotiate with creepers to do all the heavy lifting for you. So why waste your time with boring old advice when you can join our server and learn the real secrets to success in Minecraft!

LootBoxLords

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Potions Brewed:	84
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Farms Harvested:	192
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

If you answered “my ex’s mixtape”, you’re close but not quite there. The correct answer is actually the Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But as soon as they tried to grab them, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leaving a trail of glitter in its wake. And that’s just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some insanity into your gaming experience, come join us! Who knows, you might even befriend a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!