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BlockyBlueBalls

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of spending hours on end mining for diamonds with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual love life! Join us and experience a world where every block you break leads to a steamy encounter with a sexy creeper. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got passion on your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show! Watch as contestants compete for the dragon’s heart in a series of romantic challenges. Will love bloom in the End dimension, or will someone get burned?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and plenty of blocky action. Who needs real-life relationships when you’ve got Minecraft to fulfill all your fantasies?

Litterbug Craft

anti-littering campaigns, behavior change, cigarette butt, cigarette waste, community responsibility, Craft, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, litter prevention, Litterbug, littering, littering attitudes, littering behavior, littering consequences, littering culture, littering habits, littering prevention efforts, littering psychology, Pollution, public spaces, social norms, Waste Disposal

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly! watch as players build giant castles out of nothing but dirt and sheer willpower.

our server is so wild that even the most polite players turn into rebellious rebels, throwing cigarette butts on the ground like it’s nobody’s business.

come join the chaos and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and litterbugs?

RejuvaCraft: Yamanaka’s Rebirth

aging, brain function improvement, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, Cognitive rejuvenation, cognitive restoration, epigenetic landscape, functional capabilities, gene rejuvenation, Gene therapy, genetic therapy, hippocampal OSKM gene therapy, hippocampus rejuvenation, neurological rejuvenation, old rats, rat brain rejuvenation, rat hippocampus, REBIRTH, RejuvaCraft, REJUVENATION, viral vectors, Yamanaka genes, Yamanakas

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we use Yamanaka genes to make old rats young again! watch as the rats build amazing structures and battle against each other in epic PvP matches. you’ll be amazed at the rejuvenated hippocampal functions of these rats as they navigate through our custom-built worlds. join now for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about genetics and gaming.

It was MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magic Items Found:	3215	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Votes:	4913
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Welcome to Estia MC, the ultimate Minecraft Survival server tailored for Greek students! With dedicated Greek-speaking staff, educational events, and a focus on teamwork and creativity, Estia MC offers an unparalleled survival experience. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, embark on your epic journey today and let the myths come to life!

153.92.208.152

Scoop o’ Vanilla ice cream server – now with extra sprinkles! SMP fun for all!

Active, Chill, Community, cream, destroy, Diamond, Discord, EXTRA, Fun, Grief, Hack, Ice, Iron Armor, Loot, Minecraft, Players, Realm, Realms, rules, scoop, Server, smp, snowflakes, sprinkles, steal, Survival, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Server Type	Survival Realm (bedrock edition)
Rules	Be kind and respectful No griefing, stealing, or hacking
Features	Loot and villagers selling diamond/iron armor Active daily community Discord server for communication

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join the Discord server provided in the message. From there, you can get more information on how to join the realm.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, the main rules include being kind and respectful to others, no griefing, stealing, or hacking. It’s also recommended to follow any additional rules provided by the server admin.

What can I expect from the server?

The server offers a survival experience with active daily players. You can find loot and villagers selling valuable items like diamond and iron armor. The community is friendly and welcoming to new players.

Who can I contact for more information?

You can message the server admin by adding their Discord handle xx.dmf or by joining the Discord server provided in the message for more information.

ChainsawCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3531	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers only to have them shut down after 9 minutes? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is the place to be if you want to avoid the dreaded dump! Our server is so alive, even the Creepers are throwing a party in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary CSM (Creeper Survival Mode) is making a comeback on our server. That’s right, you can finally test your skills against an army of explosive green monsters hell-bent on turning you into a pile of blocks. Will you survive? Will you thrive? Will you finally get revenge on that Creeper that blew up your house last time? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dump after 9 minutes or the Ender Dragon will come for you!

Heavenly Hell Minecraft Server

Academy, Anime, Anons, Cliffhanger, FANTASY, Gomen, HEAVENLY, Hell, Manga, Mikura, Minecraft, Natabot, new chapter, Old heaven, predictions, Reveal, saturday, Server, speculation, storytelling, Tengoku Daimakyou, Volume 11, waiting room, Weekly Thread

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as the next chapter of your favorite manga? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fending off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot.

Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and cliffhangers that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or crafting table). Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden academy full of talking sheep, or uncover the secrets of Old heaven.

Don’t worry about missing out on the weekly thread, we’ve got you covered with non-stop excitement and surprises. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!

JobCraft Minecraft Server

JobCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Animals Bred:	156	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of taking care of a rude teenage child in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests and epic battles.

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like that job your friend can’t seem to keep. But unlike her, we guarantee you’ll never get thrown out for calling in sick daily. In fact, we encourage it! Sick days are like bonus points here.

Forget about chores and complaints, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. And hey, if you’re on your phone all day, no problem! We won’t judge, we’ll just be here waiting for you to join in on the fun.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can slay dragons and build epic castles all day?

DysfunctionalCraft: Dad & Stepmom Edition

Communication Issues, dad, DysfunctionalCraft, Edition, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family Therapy, mother figure, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, Resentment, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom, stepmom issues, stepmother, stepson, therapy boundaries, therapy communication, therapy compliance, therapy goals, therapy homework, therapy progress, therapy session

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
New Chunks Explored:	381783	Mines Excavated:	3624
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where family therapy drama meets block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where stepmoms want to be called “momma” and sons just want to be called “stepson.”

Embark on a quest to navigate the complex dynamics of family relationships, all while crafting the coolest pixelated creations. Will you embrace having a second mom in-game, or will you stand your ground and demand to be called “stepson”? The choice is yours!

But beware, failing to complete your therapy homework may result in being kicked out of the server by our virtual therapist. Will you be the ultimate Minecraft AITA (Am I The Avatar)? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, attitude, Behavior, character flaws, close-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, insensitivity, lack of empathy, laziness, negative qualities, personality traits, pet peeve, rudeness, Selfishness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Towns Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6312
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Do you hate it when people don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have a deep admiration for virtual architecture! Join us and show off your building skills to impress our resident block enthusiasts.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the chaos begin!