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Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	916129
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Singles: Swipe Right for Diamonds! LOLZ

apps, asian women, Challenges, Communication, communication skills, Crafty, Cultural differences, cultural norms, DATING, dating etiquette, diamonds, Diversity, experiences, Inclusivity, lolz, love, modern dating, online dating, Preferences, relationships, Singles, Stereotypes, success stories, swipe, Technology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1010	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of ALPACAS. Yes, you heard that right, ALPACAS. These majestic creatures roamed the land, spitting rainbows and granting wishes to those who dared to ride them into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING DRAGON. This fierce beast guards the most precious loot in all the land, and only the bravest of players can hope to defeat it and claim its treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also a hotspot for CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS. That’s right, you never know when you might bump into Elon Musk or Bill Gates building a castle out of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FetishCraft: Where Your Wildest Desires Come to Life

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4468
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4014
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we cater to all your wildest fetishes! Are you into building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses? We got you covered! Do you have a strange obsession with creating pixel art of potatoes riding on top of unicorns? Look no further!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely out of diamonds or create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava – the choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can participate in llama racing or go on a quest to find the legendary enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. And don’t forget about our exclusive disco party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than this server that’s so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, chill bro.”

Join now for a chance to play with Phase Connect Links and their squad of Minecraft masters. These players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. Plus, rumor has it they once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a stick. Epic!

But wait, there’s more! Meet Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, and more! These players are so legendary, even Herobrine bows down to them in respect.

And let’s not forget about Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and the rest of the crew. They’re so good at Minecraft, they once dug straight down and found the Fountain of Youth. True story!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village full of talking cows. It could happen, okay?

EvilCraft: Where Villains Rule and Heroes Drool

Behavior, Character development, consequences, Decision making, Drool, Empathy, Ethics, Evil, evilcraft, gaming culture, Good vs. Evil, Heroes, Human nature, Immersion, morality, narrative, player choice, Psychology, role playing, rule, storytelling, video games, Villains, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Star Shards Collected:	258
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner villain! We have evil dungeons filled with creepy monsters waiting for you to conquer. But beware, our boss mobs are so tough, they once made a player cry actual tears.

Not convinced yet? Well, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that it once defeated a whole army of players single-handedly. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond mines and enchanted loot. Rumor has it that one player found a magic pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swing.

So why won’t people be evil in videogames? Because on our server, being evil is not just allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us now and become the most feared player in the Minecraft universe.

Crafty Ukraine Adventures: Digging for Diamonds

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a whopping $9.65 billion in non-military aid! That’s right, we’re here to support your budget with $7.85 billion in direct budget support. But wait, there’s more!

We’ve also got $1.58 billion earmarked to help Ukraine’s economy, focusing on transport and energy. Need some food and nuclear safety? No problem, we’ve set aside $0.22 billion just for that!

Now, let’s talk military aid. We’ve got a jaw-dropping $50.43 billion ready to go. From orders for weapons production to intelligence sharing and strengthening European Command, we’ve got it all covered. Plus, we’re throwing in $1.6 billion for weapons for Ukraine and “other regional partners” outside the US.

But that’s not all! We’re also giving $400 million to help Kiev protect its borders, demine, and fight terrorism in Ukraine and neighboring countries. With an average of $0.7 billion per month in 2024/2025, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else!

So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together with our insane amounts of aid and support. Who knew Minecraft could be so epic?

Thigh Highs & Creeper Guys – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Buildings Constructed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the thigh-high fashionistas out there!

Join us if you want to build your dream world while rocking the trendiest thigh highs in town. Who says you have to be a certain age to wear them? On our server, age is just a number and style knows no bounds.

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, male anons actually LOVE seeing players in thigh highs. So, if you want to impress those mysterious anons, this is the place to be.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most fashionable Minecraft server around. Join us now and strut your stuff in style!

GirlfriendCraft: Where pixel love blooms and creepers get jealous

Admiration, Affection, Blooms, CREEPERS, Crush, DATING, desire, dream girl, FANTASY, Girlfriend, GirlfriendCraft, heart’s desire, ideal partner, infatuation, jealous, longing, love, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Significant Other, soulmate, sweet girl, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are dank! If you join us, you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are as cool as a polar bear wearing sunglasses.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the luck of a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be to have a sweet girl like her as a girlfriend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what EPIC treasures and hilarious shenanigans await you!

Crafty Battle Royale: Steve vs. Creeper

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Towns Built:	8
Ores Mined:	5352	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Our Minecraft server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns between players! Join us and prove your skills in intense PvP battles where only the strongest survive. Rumor has it that our diamond armor is so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the legendary dirt block. Legends say that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the mythical Creeper King who rules over a kingdom made entirely of TNT. Defeat him and claim his explosive throne for yourself!

So why wait? Join us now and become a minecraft legend in your own right!

CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Votes:	7262	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!

Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for their wild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?

And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	213	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!