Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	339	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the peak of entertainment! Our players are so dedicated that they will pretend to be injured for hours just to score a goal. It’s like watching a soccer match, but with blocky characters and explosive creepers. You’ll be shouting “OH MY SCIENCE” and “DID YOU SEE THAT??” as you witness the epic battles and hilarious antics unfold. So come join us and see why this server is super popular – just be prepared for some outrageous gameplay!

BlockyBoys- No More Bad Boyfriends

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6131	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of attracting the wrong creepers and want to break the cycle of dating skeletons in the closet.

Our players have the absolute worst taste in blocks, always choosing the crumbling ones that are one hit away from breaking. But don’t worry, we have plenty of red flags to warn you about which blocks to avoid.

We have players who will break into your pixelated house, cut up all your diamond armor, and pour lava all over your bed. And guess what? They won’t even get blocked because they know your Minecraft brother will come after them with a diamond sword.

If you’re looking for attention, look no further! Our players are constantly posting quotes in the chat, plastering their pixelated adventures all over the server, and seeking validation from everyone in sight.

So join us on this wild ride of a server, where the drama never ends and the creepers never stop exploding. And remember, it’s not our fault for attracting bad players, it’s just our destiny to keep respawning and trying again. See you in the world of blocks and bad decisions!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? It may sound like a crazy dream, but it’s totally true! Join us for the wildest adventure of your life and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and zombie chickens in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ScareCraft: Nightmare Jobs

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
New Chunks Explored:	424665	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most terrifying job is… being the designated chicken wrangler! That’s right, these feathered fiends are not your average cluckers – they will stop at nothing to overthrow you and take control of the server. Can you handle the pressure of keeping these rebellious fowl in line?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?

Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.

PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2736	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels!

SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crops Grown:	5731

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds!

Ex-MineCraft Lovebirds

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our server where we have divorce lawyers falling in love with each other because they’ve seen some crazy relationships that make them thankful for their own partners! watch as they build houses together and mine for diamonds while discussing the wildest divorce cases they’ve ever seen. you won’t find a more entertaining group of players on any other server. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the drama and chaos of divorce lawyers navigating their own relationships in the world of minecraft? join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

GoldenAge Servers presents: The Upside-Down Minecraft Experience – SkyGrid Edition

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3015	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Potions Brewed:	172	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

GoldenAge SMP

Server Info
Server Type	SMP
Version	Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods
Whitelist	Exclusive whitelist-only

Overview

The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24

This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!

Public Community Event

We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!

No whitelisting required!

Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI

Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/

Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist-only?	Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only.
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods.
What is the theme of the server?	The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history.
Is there a public community event happening?	Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated.

FlatEarthCraft – The Most Square Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.

So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyEcon Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Are you tired of the boring real world economy? Come join our Minecraft server where the Yen is booming and the Doki-incident never happened! Our virtual economy is thriving and there’s plenty of room for growth and expansion.

Forget about watching vtubers in Japan, come join our server where you can become a virtual superstar yourself! The Doki thing, the concert, and the weak showing at the expo are all just distant memories in our Minecraft world.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a thriving virtual economy and become a virtual sensation. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and excitement in our Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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