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Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

penis problem, yeast infection, uti, Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

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CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server

Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition, stock market game, Reports, Schedule, wallet analyzer

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition for a wild ride through the world of fake stock market games based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and even some of their mamas. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Cryptofags beware, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaos and fun. And no, you won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

Check out our research links for all the insider info you need to dominate the market. And don’t forget to make copies of our Google Sheets to track your progress and plan your next big move.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy stock market predictions). See you in the game, faggots!

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NoNameDupesAllowed

photoshoot, Spelling, Confusing, sharing, triggered

Are you tired of boring old classic names in your family? Want to spice things up with a unique and fabulous name like Wynter? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things Wynter!

We have annual Wynter photoshoots, where you can show off your fabulous name in style. And don’t worry about confusing family members – we embrace the chaos and love the uniqueness of our names.

Join now and show your mother-in-law that Wynter is the coolest name around. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as an idiotic name – just epic and legendary ones!

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CraftyAllergy Minecraft Server

uncommon, genuine, misunderstood, Allergy, Symptoms

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where everything is turned upside down!

Do you have an allergy to diamond blocks? Well, guess what, on our server diamond blocks are the key to survival! If you can’t handle the bling, then this server isn’t for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who rules over all with an iron fist…literally. If you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your EpiPen for those pesky diamond block allergies.

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PixelWasteLife

unmet expectations, purposeless living, unfulfilled life, unfulfilled aspirations, wasted potential

Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds in a boring old world? Do you feel like your life is just one big creeper explosion waiting to happen? Well, fear not my blocky friends, because on our server, a wasted life is considered spending a day without riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head!

Join us for epic adventures where you can battle giant chickens, build castles in the sky, and ride llamas into battle against the evil sheep army. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

So if you’re ready to turn your mundane Minecraft existence into a wild and wacky journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then come join us on our server. Because here, a wasted life is just another day of epic fun!

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SolarCraft Minecraft Server

power generation, eastern europe, Solar installations, conflict zone, SolarCraft

come join our epic minecraft server, where ukraine is a land of solar panels and explosions from russian bombs but don’t worry, we got creeper explosions to make it more exciting! build your own solar-powered base and defend it from evil mobs and griefers who are actually russian spies in disguise! join now for a chance to win a golden shovel that can dig to bedrock in one hit! remember, in ukraine, the sun never sets on the fun!

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SriCraft: Russian Army Woes

Russian army, SriCraft, diplomatic relations, Demands, peace negotiations

come join our epic minecraft server, where sri lanka is demanding compensation for its killed and wounded citizens who served in the russian army. why, you ask? because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magical unicorn that farts glitter. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese and a disco party every friday night with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes.

plus, our staff are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your fun. so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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LuckyCrafters – Noobs Beware!

LUCK, self improvement, hard work, Noobs, recognition

so, like, u know when u play minecraft and u just like, doin ur thing, buildin stuff and mining for diamonds and all that jazz? well, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the cool kids to hang out and show off their epic skills.

like, seriously, if u join this server, people will be like “woah, that person is so lucky!” but really, it’s just cuz u know all the secret tips and tricks to dominate in the game. u’ll be like a minecraft wizard, casting spells and building insane structures that will make other players bow down in awe.

plus, the community on this server is like, totally rad. everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. we have epic events like giant spleef tournaments and parkour races that will have u on the edge of ur seat.

so, if u wanna be the envy of all ur friends and have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, luck has nothing to do with it – it’s all about skill and swag on this server.

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PrionProteinSilencerCraft

Molecular biology, molecular medicine, epigenetic editor, gene silencing, gene expression

come join our minecraft server, where we have an epigenetic editor to silence genes! we got mice researchers doing crazy experiments and shutting down proteins in the brain like it’s no big deal. prion diseases? never heard of ’em! we’re curing them left and right with our molecular-editing tool. join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we defy the laws of biology and save the world, one gene at a time. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server this insane? come join us now!

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Yggdrasil Old Timers: Boomer Edition

Discord, Edition, YGGDRASIL, Redstone, Community
Yggdrasil Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Vanilla with quality-of-life mods

Current Version Java 1.20.4

Future Upgrade Upgrade to Java 1.21 with vanilla tweaks data packs

FAQ

How to Join?
Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server is welcoming to players of all levels of experience.

What kind of playstyles are welcome on Yggdrasil?

We welcome all playstyles, including builds, farms, and redstone projects.

Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

No, players of all ages are welcome on Yggdrasil.

Is griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

No, griefing and trolling are strictly prohibited on the server.
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Server Type	Vanilla with quality-of-life mods
Current Version	Java 1.20.4
Future Upgrade	Upgrade to Java 1.21 with vanilla tweaks data packs

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Yggdrasil Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

How to Join?

Is the server beginner-friendly?

What kind of playstyles are welcome on Yggdrasil?

Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

Is griefing and trolling allowed on the server?