Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

FriendCraft SMP: Adulting Edition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6918	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Emeralds Found:	3530	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps trying to find a friend who won’t ghost you after one hangout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to make lifelong friends in your 20s/30s!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and bonding over building pixelated houses together. Who needs awkward small talk at a bar when you can bond over fighting off creepers and mining for diamonds?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their enchanted gear in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face them in battle and earn their respect?

So come join us and experience the joy of friendship in the most unexpected of places – a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter. Who knew that punching trees could lead to such amazing friendships?

CraftyMinerz: Not Just Digging Holes!

Assumptions, career, Challenges, common misconception, CraftyMinerz, Digging, Experience, Expertise, false beliefs, Holes, Industry, job field, knowledge, misconceptions, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, PROFESSIONAL, responsibilities, Roles, Skills, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

People think running a Minecraft server is just about creating a virtual world and letting people play in it, but let me tell you, it’s a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a never-ending party where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us if you want to experience the madness and mayhem of Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how long it takes for players to turn into real-life blocky characters. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

1 player sleep, aliens, auto farm, balance, Bounties, Community, Custom, Damage Boosters, Discord, Economy, Extra heart, Fractals, Galore, Items, Jobs, Land claiming, members, ONLINE, Play, PLUTO, Poisoned Weapons, Possibilities, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, Vein Miner, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Votes:	6246
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	576	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Java + Bedrock 1.21
Features	Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming Fractals for custom player-created items Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm Active community with 5-10 players online daily Discord with 150+ members

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is a Fractal?	A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7

Barking Dog Minecraft Server

anxiety, attention seeking, Bark, barking, Behavior, Boredom, canine, Communication, discipline, dog, excessive barking, Minecraft, noisy dog, Nuisance, obedience, pet care, pet ownership, problem solving, Server, SOLUTIONS, Territorial, thirdie dog, Training, vocalization

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3288	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

Communication, console, console repair, console warranty, consoles, contact information, customer service, device protection, electronics, extended warranty, follow-up, Gaming, Minecraft, Outreach, reach out, repair services, smp, technical support, video games, warranty coverage, warranty expiration, warranty renewal, warranty services

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Star Shards Collected:	159	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	83
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

MissileMayhemCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	9632	Players Killed by Monsters:	4191
Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	149

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/%e6%a0%bc%e9%97%98%e3%82%a2%e3%83%8b%e3%83%a1/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

Java IP: mcverse.city

Website: www.mcverse.city

Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
How big is the world?	We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
Can I claim land?	Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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