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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 334 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 2359 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
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So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!