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glarin absens minecraft server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

Apology, Automotive Industry, Cheating, compliance, corporate responsibility, damage control, Emissions, Ethics, Japanese carmaker, Manufacturing, News, production halt, public relations, Quality Control, regulations, repercussions.., scandal, three models, toyaCheatzCraftz, Toyota, vehicle testing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

animal aggression, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal handling, animal instincts, animal psychology, Caution, danger, domestication, Equestrian, Equine, fear, horse training, horseback riding, Horses, human-animal bond, large animals, prey animals, Safety, stompNbitHorsesLOL, Trust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.

CraziestCrimeCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Have you ever heard of the legendary Minecraft server where players can join forces to solve the mystery of the infamous block bandit? This criminal mastermind has been terrorizing the virtual streets, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and leaving chaos in their wake. Join our server and become a block detective, hunting down clues and tracking down the culprit before they strike again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with other players, build epic structures together, and compete in wacky challenges for amazing prizes. Who knew that virtual crime-solving could be so much fun?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and experience the thrill of the chase, the excitement of the unknown, and the joy of building with friends. Who knows, you might just uncover the craziest crime near your place – in the virtual world, of course!