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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1081 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never favor the oldest sibling over the younger ones! We believe in equality and fairness for all players, regardless of birth order.
Join us and experience a world where you can finally get the best loot, the coolest skins, and the most attention from our admins. No more feeling unappreciated or left out like in real life!
And don’t worry, we won’t just randomly give out brand-new cars to players who don’t even need them. That’s just absurd! Instead, we’ll reward you with epic in-game items and perks that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.
So come on over and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Join our server and let’s create a new, more ridiculous story together!
