Burgundys Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrandparentGrief Minecraft Server

bad behavior, birthday parties, daycare, discipline, discipline issues, family, family dynamics, family relationships, Feral, GrandparentGrief, Grandparents, irresponsible, Laughter, loyalty, Minecraft, neighbors, parenting, parents, school behavior, scolding, Server, Siblings, society

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	586478	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Void Armor Forged:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	54	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further than our server! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your crazy parents and siblings.

Join us and build your dream world where you can be the responsible one for once! No more dealing with siblings ruining birthday parties or parents causing chaos at McDonald’s. On our server, you can be the hero and create a peaceful and harmonious community.

Plus, with our server, you won’t have to worry about getting scolded for laughing at your parents’ ridiculous antics. So come on over and let’s create a world where family loyalty is actually worth celebrating!

WeddingCraftBabyMama Drama

baby mama drama, Drama, familial relationships, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family meddling, family pressure, family unity, sibling relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding family drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraftBabyMama

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Villages Defended:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

On our server, you can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding without any pressure from meddling uncles or obsessive moms. Build your dream wedding venue without worrying about unwanted guests showing up uninvited.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you do invite your brother’s baby mama, we’ll all be there to cheer you on and celebrate your big day together. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to recreate it in Minecraft, that is!

CraftyQuotes: Life-Changing Server

CraftyQuotes, inspirational quotes, life-changing quote, Lifechanging, motivational quotes, quotes for change, quotes for empowerment, quotes for growth mindset, quotes for happiness, quotes for inner peace, quotes for motivation, quotes for overcoming obstacles, quotes for perseverance, quotes for personal growth, quotes for positivity, quotes for resilience, quotes for self-improvement, quotes for strength, quotes for success, quotes for transformation, quotes that inspire, quotes to live by, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Have you ever heard the quote “Creeper, aw man”? Well, on our Minecraft server, that quote will change your life in ways you never thought possible! Join us for epic battles against creepers, where you’ll learn valuable life lessons like always carrying a bucket of water and never digging straight down. Plus, our community is so lit, even Endermen want to teleport in for a party! So come join us and let the power of “Creeper, aw man” transform your Minecraft experience forever!

FuelTankFerry Minecraft Server

accident, Black sea, Conflict, Disaster, emergency response, environmental impact, ferry, Fuel Spill, Fuel Tanks, FuelTankFerry, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, Naval, Russian Port, safety regulations, Server, shipping, sinks, Transportation, Ukraine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2015
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Animals Bred:	180	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride on a ferry carrying fuel tanks in a Russian port after a Ukraine missile strike! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that chaos, amirite?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile strikes nearby, causing the whole server to shake and explode in a fiery blaze of glory. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with extra explosions and drama!

Plus, the community on this server is lit AF. We got players from all over the world, coming together to survive and thrive in this insane post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. It’s like a reality show, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a sinking ferry in a Russian port, then come join us! Just watch out for those missile strikes, they can really put a damper on your mining adventures. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

AzovCraft: Burning Depot & Sinking Ferry

aggression, AzovCraft, Black sea, Burning, Conflict, current events, DEPOT, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, ferry, ferry sinking, Fire, international relations, Military, Naval, News, oil depot attack, PORT, russia, Sea of Azov, Sinking, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, imagine this: you join dis epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild battle between Ukraine and Russia. You gotta help Ukraine renew their attack on the burning Russian oil depot while also sinking ferries in the Sea of Azov port. It’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers everywhere. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and chaotic fun! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a hero in a virtual world? Let’s gooooooo!

CoughlessCraft

#coughing, Attention, Awareness, Behavior, Communication, cough etiquette, CoughlessCraft, covid, Etiquette, health, hygiene, Manners, new normal, nonverbal communication, pandemic, politeness, public health, respiratory, social distancing, social norms, Virus

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where coughing is banned cuz covid said so! no more polite coughs to get someone’s attention, now you gotta do a lil dance or something to get noticed! it’s a wild world out there, but on our server, we keep it safe and cough-free! plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky. if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is! so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those rainbow poops!

AnxietyCraft: Omega-3 Edition

ameliorate, anxiety, anxiety in offspring, AnxietyCraft, behavioral study, Edition, female rats, heightened anxiety, innate anxiety, learned anxiety, maternal nutrition, mental health, MOTHERS, Offspring, omega-3 deficiency, Omega-3 deficiency in mothers, Omega-3 supplementation, Omega3, rat behavior, rat study, supplementation, weaning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

join our epic minecraft server, where we have omega-3 infused blocks that will make you the chillest player in the game. forget about anxiety, our server will have you feeling like a zen master in no time. plus, we have female rats running around showing off their learned anxiety skills – it’s a sight to see! come on in and supplement your gaming experience with some omega-3 goodness. you won’t regret it!

IntCraft Minecraft Server

browsing, Community, culture, discussion, Expert, Expertise, forum, girl, Global, Guessing, guessing game, Int, IntCraft, internet, location, Minecraft, Mystery, Nationality, ONLINE, phenotype, Server, speculation, Years

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us if you want to test your skills in guessing where in the world someone is from based on their phenotype. That’s right, we have experts in the field ready to challenge you!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that allow you to teleport to a secret island filled with rare loot and mythical creatures. Can you handle the adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of where that girl is from. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Minecraft SMP: TazzCraft – The Tazz-tastic Adventure!

#youtube, Adventure, channel, comedy, Content Creator, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, IT, LAUGH, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, smp, social media, Stream, subscribe, TAZZ, TazzCraft, Tazztastic, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers at unsuspecting players.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and creepers, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (but only if you offer it a sacrifice of 100 baked potatoes).

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). See you there, if you dare!

PixelPervsAnonymous

Asshole, Avoiding, awkward situation, coworker, Disgusting, Disturbing, feeling bad, fleshlight, funny, gallery, gross, horrified, Mountain, personal photo, PixelPervsAnonymous, Project, Random, sick, vacation, working together

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6678
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your crazy antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Just like the time Steve accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, or when Creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of a battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Fleshlight Mountain, where players can climb to the top and take a selfie with their favorite…uh, accessory. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Minecraft madness.