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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1573 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
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