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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7556 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and karate chop zombies in half. And don’t even get me started on the chickens, man. Those little cluckers have their own rock band and they put on concerts every night.
So, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most bonkers Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that if you find the secret hidden portal, it’ll teleport you to a dimension where llamas rule the world and unicorns poop rainbows. Yeah, it’s that epic.