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SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

Bummer, dark comedy, dude, emotional, family, Grief, horror comedies, horror genre, horror movies, Loss, loved ones, man, Minecraft, Movie, murder, Murdered, reaction, SENSELESS, smp, SMPFamilyMurderMystery, stupid, SUCKS, Thriller, Tragedy, unrealistic reactions, violence

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crops Grown:	7792	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	528630
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	86
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	3259	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

gold.magmanode.com:30182

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	1842	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4603
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

nl03.noistern.net:7285

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

Fuvkkkk, Kiwii, kiwii fuvkkkk, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Towns Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

Admiration, Alluring, angelic, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Breathtaking, Captivating, charming, compliments, Divine, Elegant, Enchanting, Exquisite, Gorgeous, lady, Lovely, Minecraft, PRETTY, radiant, smp, STRIKING, Stunning

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Potions Brewed:	55
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, ammunition depots, ammunition storage, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Destruction, drone attacks, emergency response, explosions, Fire, FIRECRAFT, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, PHOTO, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, Surveillance Footage, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Towns Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

alleged, Blasphemous post, blasphemy, Busters, celebration, CraftyCopsPK, cybercrime, Doctor, freedom of speech, human rights violation, Islam, Justice, killing, law enforcement, online hate speech, Pakistan, Police, protest, public outrage, religious extremism, religious intolerance, social media

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	146
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

The horror

Active, Adventure, Community, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, Parkour, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Ikara.gg

CruelCrafts

Aether, ai npcs, alliances, Blueskies, challenge, city building, CruelCrafts, deeper and darker, Dimensions, Discord, dragons, Economy, Factions, Giveaways, immersive experience, Land claiming, mettle test, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Survival, survival skills, The Abyss, Twilight Forest, Wealthy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Cruelcrafts.mc.gg