Bummer Minecraft Servers

Bummer Minecraft Servers

  • SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

    SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 1497
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

    And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

    The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9630
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Villages Defended: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoCoolMomAllowed

    NoCoolMomAllowed
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 2730
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

    ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8096
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ores Mined: 2961 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

    We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

    Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 3370
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Invisible Wheelchair Land

    Invisible Wheelchair Land
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6875
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

    also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

    so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Microbe Mix-Up Server

    Microbe Mix-Up Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7466
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1320 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 282 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life, bruh. we got gut microbial markers that will blow your mind, like seriously, who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

    we’ve got diseases like liver cirrhosis and coronavirus running rampant in our virtual world, but don’t worry, we also have personalized treatments to save the day. atrial fibrillation? pshh, we got that covered too.

    come join us and watch as your microbial composition changes before your very eyes. it’s like a science experiment, but way more fun. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftmadness #microbialmayhem #gutbacteriaforlife

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KapiCraft: Where even creepers get a job application to blow up your house [Smp]

    KapiCraft: Where even creepers get a job application to blow up your house [Smp]
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3557
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5015
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Animals Bred: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Type: Private Server with Mods
    Requirements:
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    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by accessing the Discord link provided above and following the instructions in the server invite.

    2. Are there any costs associated with joining the server?

    No, the server is completely free to join and play on.

    3. How many players are currently on the server?

    We are looking for a limited number of active players, so the player count may vary. Please check the Discord server for more information.

    4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    We have limited spots available, so we ask that you check with the server admin before inviting others to join.

    5. Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling. Any violations will result in immediate removal from the server.

    6. How often is the server reset or updated?

    Server resets and updates are scheduled periodically to ensure players have a fresh and enjoyable experience. Updates will be announced in the Discord server.

    7. What happens if I encounter technical issues on the server?

    If you encounter any technical issues, please reach out to the server host or admin through the Discord server for assistance.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crash Racing Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crash Racing Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 587
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6843 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4979

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as Dingodile himself? Look no further! Our server is like Hot Air Skyway on steroids, with crazy jumps and dashes that will have you flying through the air like a pro. And forget about boring old Polar Pass – on our server, you’ll be racing through icy landscapes on the back of a polar bear, dodging obstacles and collecting power-ups along the way.

    But the real reason to join our server? The freedom of movement is unmatched, just like in CTR. You’ll be jumping, dashing, and spinning your way to victory in ways you never thought possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the best Minecraft server ever created – just watch out for those TNT crates!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Where Is She From? IDGI Minecraft SMP

    Where Is She From? IDGI Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6446
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4815 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 274 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west town with no sheriff in sight!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

    We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. Rumor has it that there’s a secret black market where you can buy enchanted pickaxes that can mine bedrock (shh, don’t tell the admins).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players with incredible skills, like the guy who built a fully functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And let’s not forget about the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen into the shopping district – good times, good times.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftMania: NoMoreParentDuty

    MineCraftMania: NoMoreParentDuty
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 1552
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dimension Hops: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2765 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any real-life drama like this insane story! Join us and escape the chaos of family obligations and guilt trips.

    On our server, you won’t have to change diapers or clean up after anyone (except maybe some virtual creepers). You can focus on building your dream world without any interruptions from demanding family members.

    So why join our server? Because here, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time and energy to create epic builds and explore endless possibilities. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf.

    Join us now and leave all the drama behind. Because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be expecting is a creeper explosion, not a guilt trip from your mom. Let’s build and mine our way to a drama-free paradise together!

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