bumbling – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Hyped up as the respected and competent Minecraft SMP King

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, starting off with the respected and competent school idol, but quickly devolving into a bumbling self-insert who can’t do anything right. But fear not, because our resident chad Masatika is always there to save the day and dump on Alya with Yuki thereafter. The appeal of this character? Well, let’s just say you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans and see if you can keep up with the madness!

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Minecraft Moron HQ

Absurd, bumbling, Central Stupidity Agency, Classified, comedy, Espionage, farce, Government, humor, Incompetence, intelligence, investigation, Minecraft, moron, Parody, Ridiculous, satire, secret agency, slapstick, Spy, top secret, undercover

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

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BrownCraft Minecraft Server

America, assimilation, BROWN, BrownCraft, cultural acceptance, cultural assimilation, cultural diversity, cultural integration, cultural perspective, discrimination, Diversity, identity politics, Immigrant, Immigration Policy, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority representation, Multiculturalism, Racial equality, racial identity, Server, social justice, societal impact

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where America is actually a brown immigrant, internationally culturally speaking. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even the most absurd scenarios!

Join us and experience the chaos of a brown immigrant America trying to navigate the world of Minecraft. Will they build a wall to keep out hostile mobs? Will they start a taco truck business in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of wackiness anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a brown immigrant America along the way!

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DocSeatDrama Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DocSeatDrama, doctors office, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family drama, family loyalty, Family Support, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Paperwork, personal boundaries, personal space, private matters, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling dynamics, sister-in-law

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s reaction to you not sitting next to her husband at the doctor’s office? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior!

We promise you won’t have to worry about offending anyone by sitting in the wrong spot, unless you build your house too close to someone else’s. Then all bets are off – expect some serious Minecraft shade to be thrown your way!

Our server is so intense, even your parents will be dragged into the drama. They’ll be forced to choose sides in epic battles of sibling rivalry and hurt feelings. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords!

So if you’re ready to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious virtual family therapy sessions along the way.

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BedRockBracesSplit

BedRockBracesSplit, braces, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, financial decisions, Generational conflict, Jealousy, MONEY, new bed, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, Selfishness, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister, teenage angst

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual world where you are the center of attention.

On our server, you can create the coolest new bed for yourself without anyone telling you what to do with your money. No more being guilt-tripped into giving up your hard-earned cash for someone else’s braces. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you are the star!

Forget about being called selfish or a dick by your sister – on our server, you are the king (or queen) of your domain. So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, freedom, and fabulous new beds. Who needs clear braces when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Join now and leave the drama behind!

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ChildCraft Minecraft Server

care, ChildCraft, children, Commitment, Dedication, devotion, family, long-term investment., love, Minecraft, Nurturing, parenting, Priorities, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, sacrifices for children, Selflessness, Server, Support, unconditional love, upbringing, VALUES

Are you tired of sacrificing your precious diamonds and emeralds for your Minecraft child? Look no further, because on our server, we have a magical currency system where you can sacrifice your unwanted dirt blocks instead! Your child will still be happy and you get to keep your shiny treasures, it’s a win-win situation!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that can be used to buy the rarest items in the game. But be warned, the Golden Chicken is fiercely guarded by a pack of enchanted wolves who will stop at nothing to protect their precious poultry friend.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the skies. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride a flying pig into battle against hordes of zombie villagers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

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New Server IP
SpaghettiGriefer123

breaking spaghetti, Country, culinary traditions, Cultural awareness, cultural awareness training, Cultural differences, cultural faux pas, cultural practices, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural taboos, dining etiquette, Equivalent, food etiquette, global etiquette, international cuisine, international customs, Italian, social etiquette, social norms, SpaghettiGriefer123

Are you tired of breaking blocks in half in front of Steve? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of breaking spaghetti in half in front of an Italian villager! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret pasta dimension where you can feast on endless spaghetti and meatballs. So come join us and show off your spaghetti-breaking skills like never before!

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Democraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trump and vance are like, not the best when it comes to democracy and stuff? well, guess what? on our server, we are all about ADVANCING democracy in minecraft world! like, we have elections for mayor of each village and stuff, it’s so cool! and, like, we don’t embrace autocrats, we embrace diamonds and emeralds, cause who needs autocrats when u have shiny gems, amirite? so, like, join our server and be a democracy champion in the land of blocks and creepers! it’s gonna be lit, trust me!

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BlockyBrits: No Racism, Just Pixels

American politics, Backlash, BlockyBrits, Brits clap back, controversial statement, cultural misunderstanding, ignorant comments, ignorant remarks, international relations, Islamist country, JD Vance, Misinformation, pixels, political gaffe, prejudice, public opinion, racism, Racist ignorance, social media reaction, Trump VP pick, uk, UK response, Xenophobia

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret disco party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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BlockyDisputes

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so, come join our epic minecraft server where no one is right and everything is chaos! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbows out of your butt and ride a unicorn into battle. plus, our community is full of friendly trolls and mischievous gnomes who will keep you entertained for hours on end. forget about the real world and come get lost in our crazy, wacky minecraft universe. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with all those problems created by people who think they’re right.

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IL-11LifespanBoostMC

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OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A MAGICAL PROTEIN CALLED IL-11 DAT MAKES UR CHARACTER LIVE LONGER AND HEALTHIER LIVES!!! LIKE, UR MINECRAFT DUDE CAN LIVE 25% LONGER AND BE SUPER BUFF AND STRONG!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES LIKE A PRO AND NEVER DIE!!! JOIN NOW AND BECOME IMMORTAL IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD!!! #IL11LIFE #MINECRAFTMAGIC

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SketchSMP: Where you never know if you’ll get a friendly wave or a TNT surprise!

Adventure, Anarchy, Battles, challenge, Community, Connect, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Forge, Friendly, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Raid, Semi Vanilla, Server, SketchSMP, smp, Surprise, Survival, Thrive, Tnt, Vanilla, WAVE, Youll

SKETCHPAD SMP Overview

Features
Semi-Vanilla with Essentials
Semi-Anarchy Atmosphere
Unique Lifesteal Plugin

Community and Support:

Join our friendly community on Discord to connect with fellow players and stay updated with server news and events. Our small team ensures a welcoming environment where your feedback matters.

Join Us Today:

Connect to SKETCHPAD SMP and join our Discord community to start your adventure today. Experience Minecraft like never before—explore, build, raid, and thrive in a server designed for both challenge and creativity.

Ready to Explore SKETCHPAD SMP?

https://discord.gg/Kw7KECE5VC

15.204.215.73:25666

Join Now and Forge Your Own Adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use /home and /tpa commands on the server?	Yes, our server offers essential plugins for convenience such as /home and /tpa commands.
Are raids allowed on the server?	Yes, our server has a semi-anarchy atmosphere where raids are allowed to emphasize creativity and fair play.
What is the Unique Lifesteal Plugin?	The Lifesteal plugin allows for dynamic PvP battles with added strategic elements, enhancing combat experiences on the server.