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Hyped up as the respected and competent Minecraft SMP King

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, starting off with the respected and competent school idol, but quickly devolving into a bumbling self-insert who can’t do anything right. But fear not, because our resident chad Masatika is always there to save the day and dump on Alya with Yuki thereafter. The appeal of this character? Well, let’s just say you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans and see if you can keep up with the madness!

Minecraft Moron HQ

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1059	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	570	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

Nerubian

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	421	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

We have 3 Servers updated to 1.8. The Survival server has about 60 plugins and is currently being remodeled

nerubian.es

Star Wars Force Wars

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

This is a Star wars RP/Factions/Survival Server! When you join you MUST relog or you will not get the texturepack goto mc-starwars.enjin.com if you wish to apply for a FACTION or for STAFF but do NOT join and beg for staff etc. The owner is Shrek_00

starwars.factions.ws

Aryntius

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Halfway between Dark Souls and Diablo 2 comes Aryntius–a new take on the classic loot-based RPG system chock full of strange unique items, challenging bosses, and complex tilesets for you to discover and conquer on your way to build the strongest character.

– Website: www.aryntius.net – Discord: discord.com/invite/g6ZEmFkz5t – Server IP: play.aryntius.net

play.aryntius.net

A2Craft

Creative

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Animals Bred:	197
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

A1craft how it used to be! Join now. Same stuff a1craft had. We are proud to bring it back! See you when you come! – Jay

198.50.207.74

Realm Of Lothiredon

Creative, KitPvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Animals Bred:	102	Votes:	4000
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you looking for a creative plot, survival or Skyblock server with nice people, cosmetics and much more? Search no longer and join our server! To be a little different we have introduced some fun ranks to work through. The ranks for the creative plots are as following: Crayon – Pencil – Paintbrush – Airbrush! Maybe you are skilled enough to work through all of them? We also have a survival server! Loads of fun, no griefing or stealing and an overall nice community! Fancy KitPvP? Wait no longer! We have got stunning arenas, balanced kits and fair players! Go back to the old-school days – Spleef! Simple, straight forward and beautiful arenas create that good old nostalgic feeling. Out latest addition, after many hours of coding – SkyBlock! Over 130 quests to be conquered, 15 islands to unlock and a well-balanced shop! Come check it out for yourself!

See you soon!

play.lothiredon.com

Omega Craft Legends

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crops Grown:	7233	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

This is a great tekkit legends server we have pvp, grief protection, almost no banned items and great staff members if you wanna have a lot of fun come join today!

198.27.116.202

Chaos Theory Gaming

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4078	Dimension Hops:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Villages Defended:	6

Survival server with a complex economy including a shop, a bank, and dynamic pricing based on supply and demand. Also includes McMMO and is tons of fun!

chaostheorygaming.org

XeXEvolved

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to XeXEvloved this server is a on going project and is always open to new members to join, we have friendly staff online at different times of the day and this server have a great community as well as some great stuff to do like, Plots and Sky blocks and much more and more to come soon, we hope you join our server and have a great time on our server and we would love to hear your feed back when you want. as we say, hope you join our server and have lots of fun and bring your friends along.

frenzic.co.uk:25569

Foreverplay

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Forever Play is a multiplayer, Minecraft community where you can customize your character, make friends, chat, design your own apartment, and so much more.

The Forever Play world is designed to allow players to create, explore, imagine and play. Around here, it’s about being who you are and meeting awesome unique people!

play.foreverplay.net

Atlantis-Network

PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Chimeras Created:	3

Do you want a strong server? Then enter here: mc.atlantis-nt.com. The server contains: Survival SkyPvP SkyBlock Assassins SkyWars Creative

mc.atlantis-nt.com