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Zen Garden Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Asia, Cherry Blossoms, culture, experiences, fashion, favorite destination, garden, hot springs, Japan, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Oasis, shopping, sushi, Temples, tourism, Traditional, travel, Unique, vacation, white women, zen

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5876
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Japan but for white women! Imagine building your own sushi restaurant while surrounded by kawaii pandas and samurais. Plus, the creepers here wear kimonos and the Ender Dragon is actually a geisha. It’s like a weeaboo’s dream come true, but with more blocks and less body pillows. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this crazy server!

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Broken Promise merch, Clear folder, ENReco, Fan, HiRyS, Isles, Jet tag, JewelRyS, MerchRyS, Moment of my life Remix, mystic, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, shills, shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, Voicepacks, WatchRyS

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Santa’s workshop and a jewel heist, but in Minecraft! Join for the broken promises merch, the promise mini series, and the ENReco jet tag – it’s like flying through a rainbow of merch madness! Plus, they got fan merch, clear folders, and starter goods that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 Valentines merch – it’s like Cupid went on a shopping spree in the Nether. So grab your plushies, acrylics, and voicepacks, and join this server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than a glitched Enderman. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a cheeb or a numberfag, then you better run before the gyates get ya!

Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, average user, Casual Gaming, Difficulty, game accessibility, game design, game development, game difficulty, gaming industry, Grandma, GRANDPA, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Mario series, Minecraft, Miyamoto, Miyamotos, Nintendo, pick up and play, player experience, regret, Server, Shigeru Miyamoto, super mario sunshine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same regret Miyamoto felt when he made Mario Sunshine too hard for hardcore gamers. We want everyone, even grandma and grandpa who haven’t played in 10+ years, to join and be utterly confused by the chaos and madness that awaits. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a glitchy nightmare – you won’t know what hit you! So come on, dive into the insanity and regret nothing (except maybe your sanity).

“Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4

1.21.4, Biological, Caring, children, Chronicles, city, climate, Conquest, forgiving, Heart, History, Infrastructure, integrated, inventions, Lost, MONEY, Nations, people, Realms, Religion, Resources, shitskin, society, Western, white race

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Forget about the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only threat is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about shitskins ruining the experience.

With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

DiscoveryCraft

#youtube, Beginner, Content Creator, creativity, digital age, discovery, DiscoveryCraft, Entertainment, First Video, internet, Memories, Nostalgia, online platform, Personal, Self-expression, sharing, social media, storytelling, Technology, video creation, vlog

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is like a trippy acid trip mixed with a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure filled with crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are. Trust me, once you step foot in this pixelated wonderland, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! 🌈🌀🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

big, COLOSSAL, considerable, Dimensions, enormous, Epic, Excessive, Extensive, Gigantic, HORIZON, HUGE, Immense, Large, Limit, Massive, Minecraft, oversized, scale, Server, SIZE, substantial, too much, vast

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	927520	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anecdote, embarrassing confession, embarrassing experience, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing incident, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, funny, Humiliating, Memory, mistake, mortifying, Regrettable, shameful

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5525	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE