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GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Items Found:	7490	Buildings Constructed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, ANNOYED, anxious, bothered, BotheredCraft, discomfited, disconcerted, disquieted, disturbed, Frustrated, irritated, Minecraft, overwhelmed, perturbed, Server, stressed, Troubled, uneasy, Upset, Vexed, Worried

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	124
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

blocky, cancels meeting, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic tensions, foreign relations, government meetings, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Netanyahu controversy, Netanyahus, news headlines, political disputes, political drama, protest, scolds Netanyahu, Server, us politics, US-Israel relations, Video, White House, White House response

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Emeralds Found:	5517	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

annoying habits, bodily functions, BurbCraft, burping, disgusting behavior, effortful burping, Etiquette, etiquette rules, gross, gross behavior, gross habits, impolite behavior, Manners, manners in public, Obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, open mouthed burping, personal space, public behavior, satisfaction, satisfying burps, social acceptability, social norms

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!