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BlockyBedDisaster

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4580
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

Adelaide, Ain, Babysitting, blocked, Boundaries, casual worker, child care, ChildcareCraft, Communication, Conflict, family, family dynamics, Manipulation, nephew, Niece, partner visa, Siblings, UNFAIR, Unpaid, unpaid childminding, unpaid leave, work shifts

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	96	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Farms Harvested:	377
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mines Excavated:	4199	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9344
Votes:	4938	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

LebCraft: War of the Blocks

blocks, Ceasefire, Conflict, extremist group, foreign intervention, Former PM, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hijacked, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, political instability, power struggle, proxy war, regional tensions, sectarian violence, Terrorism, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Animals Bred:	152
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!