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UnbannedToday Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the boys are snackin’ brown and spreading turd around like never before!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like finding the legendary poo downtown and driving all the grown men crazy with our shenanigans.

Dress to shill and get ready to feast at Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, where the stink flows and logs spill in abundance.

With fartboxes blasting out your favorite songs and shites getting longer, it won’t be long until bum turd comes and the boys are snackin’ brown once again.

So come on down and spread the turd around with us on this unforgettable Minecraft server experience! The boys are waiting for you to join in on the madness.

ManlyStareCraft

Assertiveness, Body language, Communication, Confrontation, cultural expectations, discomfort, gender dynamics, intimidation, male behavior, male gaze, ManlyStareCraft, Masculinity, nonverbal cues, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-confidence, social cues, social interactions, societal norms

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3987	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of creepers staring at you in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our server and show them who’s boss! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and challenges that will make you forget all about those awkward stares. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers that allow you to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and ride on the back of a flying pig. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky virtual stares!

MapleCraft: The Great Escape Minecraft Server

academic pressure, Canada, career opportunities, Challenges, Chinese, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, education, Escape, Great, higher education, international students, language barrier, living expenses, MapleCraft, Minecraft, monotonous, overseas education, Server, student experience, Student Life, student visa, study abroad, tuition fees, unaffordable

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the monotonous life of being an international student in canada! forget about those expensive housing prices and come build your own virtual mansion with us! we have crazy events like llama races and pig jousting tournaments. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build battles. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will make your chinese classmates jealous!

JobQuotaRiotCraft

bangladesh, civil disobedience, deaths, educational system, employment opportunities, government corruption, government jobs quota, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, JobQuotaRiotCraft, Police Brutality, Political unrest, PROTESTS, public outcry, social change, social justice, student activism, student demands, student movement, student protests, youth activism

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hurt is your funny bone! we got more laughs than a clown convention and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those boring protests in bangladesh. build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge our admin to a dance-off!

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and have a blast! plus, our server is so lit, it’s hotter than a dragon’s breath!

join now and see why everyone is talking about our server! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away. but seriously, who’s allergic to fun? not you, that’s for sure!

CrowdStrikeCraft: More Damage Than Viruses!

computer protection, computer security, computer viruses, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrikeCraft, cyber attacks, cyber defense, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, Damage, data breach, Data Protection, digital security, HACKING, internet security, Malware removal, malwares, network security, Viruses

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

haha come join this cray cray minecraft server where we cause more chaos than all the computer viruses and malwares put together! our players are like wild animals, always causing mayhem and destruction in the virtual world. you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across on this server, from exploding pigs to dancing creepers. join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride like no other!

PneumoniaShockSurvivorsMC

adrenal insufficiency, clinical trials, community acquired pneumonia, critical care, fludrocortisone, healthcare interventions, hydrocortisone, infectious diseases, intensive care, Medical research, mortality reduction, patient outcomes, placebo, PneumoniaShockSurvivorsMC, respiratory infections, Sepsis, septic shock, septicemia, steroid therapy, subgroup analysis, Treatment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this epic subgroup analysis going on. It’s like, if you got community acquired pneuminia and septic shock, then you gotta join this server, man! We got hydrocortisone plus fludrocortisone up in here, and it’s gonna reduce mortality like no tomorrow. Forget about placebo, come join us and survive like a boss! It’s like a virtual hospital up in here, saving lives and building epic creations at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most lit Minecraft server ever!

Mod Madness – The SMP Server Where Chaos Reigns Supreme!

24 Players, active community, casual gameplay, Chaos, discord server, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Fair Ownership, friendly community, Friendly staff, Fun Events, madness, Mature Players, mod, Modded minecraft, modded smp, Nation building, Non-Corrupt, PvP, REIGNS, Server, Simple Mods, smp, SUPREME, voting system

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Date & Time	20 July, 2 PM GMT
Current Players	24
Server Type	Modded Nation SMP
Decision Making	Most decisions are made through player votes
Mods	Simple and not complicated
Discord Server	Join Discord

FAQ

Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address given in the Discord server.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules that are decided through player votes. Please refer to the Discord server for more information.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	There is no specific age restriction, but players are expected to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.

CraftyMoidz Minecraft Server

Abuse, assault, consent, CraftyMoidz, criminal behavior, Gaslighting, gender inequality, Manipulation, METOO, Minecraft, Misogyny, Moids, molesting, patriarchal society, power dynamics, rape culture, Server, sexual harassment, sexual violence, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where you can ride pigs and race against each other in epic pig races. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “molesting moids” – mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that one player even wished for an infinite supply of diamond armor and it actually came true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, News, PVs, Recruitment Event, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Ultimate

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle ShiroKuro in an epic showdown where you must wear heavy armor indoors because…why not? And if that’s not crazy enough for you, how about facing The Fury of Set in a field while wearing light armor? It’s like a fashion show meets a battle royale!

But wait, there’s more! We have special limited characters like Ako in a dress and Makoto who are ready to join your team. And let’s not forget about Ibuki, the one-star welfare character who will steal your heart with her adorable antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade. And don’t miss out on our 100-Free Recruitment Event where you can recruit new members for your team without spending a single diamond!

With crazy content like Grand Assaults and 2x Account XP events, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on in and let the madness begin!

CousinCraft: Fire Rescue Fiasco

anger, Conflict, cousin, CousinCraft, denial, Divorce, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, Fiasco, Fire, fumes, House, Move, negligence, Prevention, reaction, rescue, Safety, smoke, Stove, tamales, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8643	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any fire-related emergencies like the one in this wild story! Join us for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fires you’ll see are the ones you intentionally create to cook your virtual food.

Our server is fire-proof and cousin-proof, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual house won’t burn down while you’re out mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-towel-on-the-stove policy to ensure that everyone stays safe and sound.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build, explore, and survive in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join us today and leave the real-life craziness behind!

BlockAddicts Minecraft Server

BlockAddicts, can’t abandon, can’t do without, can’t let go, can’t live without, can’t part with, can’t resist, crucial items, essential belongings, essential commodities, essential items, indispensable objects, indispensable things, irreplaceable things, Minecraft, must haves, must-have possessions, must-keeps, necessary items, non-negotiables, Server, something you can’t give up, vital possessions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

What is something you can’t give up? If your answer is Minecraft, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined. Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of talking sheep who will guide you through a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a professional cheese thief. But beware, there are also mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your selfies and steal your favorite pickaxe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!