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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1971 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 3706 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
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