ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Towns Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8756
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	153	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	58
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3278	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	552
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	721668

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

airspace, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, nato, no-fly zone, Nofly, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, West, Western Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

Treehouse Corpse Coop

Architecture, childhood dreams, coop, corpse, creative design., dream homes, eco-friendly, fantasy homes, House, Life, Nature, outdoor living, person, sustainable living, tree dwellings, tree equivalent, treehouse, TREEHOUSES, unconventional architecture, unconventional living, unique homes, whimsical homes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!

1.21, 1.8, Active, bedrock, Community, encouraged, england, Hearts, Ip:, java, Join, LifeSteal, NexusDark, Peaceful, restart, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, small server, smp, stealing, Survival, TRYHARDS, Uptime

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP)
Server IP (Java)	nexusdark.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544
Supported Java Versions	1.8 to 1.21
Server Location	England, UK
Average Active Users Count	2-4 Players
Last Full-Server Restart	06/29/2024
Online Since	04/06/2024

Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.

Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I use the Bedrock version of Minecraft?: A: Yes, you can join using bedrock.nexusdark.com with Port 25544 and the latest Bedrock version.
Q: What is the server’s policy on PvP?: A: We promote a peaceful environment with no tryhards killing everyone. PvP is not the focus of our server.
Q: How can I contact server administrators for assistance?: A: You can reach out to our admins through in-game chat or on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?: A: We have a set of community guidelines to ensure everyone has a positive experience. These rules are available on our website.
Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for the server?: A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions and feedback to make our server better for everyone.

Pixelmonia Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, education, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, historic adventures, imaginative journeys, immersive experiences, interactive learning, learning, legendary pokemon, Magical powers, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Pixelmonia, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, role playing, Server, Special, storytelling, Teacher, time travel

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1636	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Farms Harvested:	290
New Chunks Explored:	172511	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old teachers who just drone on and on about history? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our history teacher is a time-traveling wizard who can take you on epic adventures through the ages!

Imagine exploring ancient Egypt with Cleopatra as your tour guide, or fighting alongside Joan of Arc in the Hundred Years’ War. Our history teacher will make learning fun and exciting as you battle dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

So why settle for boring textbooks when you can join our Minecraft server and experience history like never before? Sign up now and get ready for the wildest history lesson of your life!

NieceHealth911 Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, aunt, Communication, compassion, Conflict, emergency room, family, FRACTURE, health complaints, insensitive, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, NieceHealth911, parenting, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Buildings Constructed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and excitement!

Picture this: You, a proud aunt, babysitting two amazing kids, Chloe and Harry. But wait, there’s a twist! Their parents are a power couple – a general surgeon and a workaholic with no work-life balance.

One day at the park, Chloe falls and breaks her arm. Cue the chaos! Rushing to the hospital where the surgeon parent works, you witness the most epic display of medical expertise and emotional detachment.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of family dynamics like never before! Will you be the compassionate aunt or the fiery voice of reason? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways.

Pup-Free Cafe

Arrival, Asshole, Brewery, cafe, Dinner, dog-friendly, Dogs, drinks, Expectations, Friends, group dynamics, indoors, INFORMATION, outdoors, patio, Preference, PupFree, RESERVATION, Restaurant, SPLIT, Table, Wife

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

We promise no surprise dogs will show up at your virtual dinner table, unless you want them to! Our server is dog-friendly, cat-friendly, and even creeper-friendly (just watch out for explosions)!

Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where the only reservations you need to worry about are reserving your spot in our epic build battles! No need to worry about switching things up last minute – on our server, the only thing that’s set in stone is the blocks you’re mining!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends bringing dogs to dinner when you can have friends bringing diamonds to your virtual castle? See you there!

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