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Crafting Tables

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Hardcore, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	9224	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

This server is running on Minecraft 1.21 Java Edition, available for everyone! We include: – Mineable spawners! – Marrying other players! – Dynamin world map on a website!

And much more!

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Canopy – The Server Where Your Treehouse Won’t Get Griefed by Greg, but Please Don’t Feed the Pandas. Thank You!

16+, age, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Discord, dont, dynamic map, Feed, Feedback, GREG, GRIEFED.., hard mode survival, hermitcraft, Improvement, minecraft server, Moderation, new map, Pandas, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, treehouse, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Votes:	2941
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join us on the server by using the IP: canopymc.net

2. Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join our Discord community for more information: https://canopymc.net/discord

3. Is there a live map of the server available?

Yes, you can view the live map of the server here: https://canopymc.net/map

Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server

Advanced, ai, Android, artificial hyperintelligence, Computer, Cyborg, Digital, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, Hub, husband, Intelligent, love, machine learning, Marriage, Minecraft, relationship, robotics, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the husband of artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Eve and her husband decided to create a Minecraft world so epic, even the creepers were shaking in their blocky boots.

On this server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns, and battle zombie pigmen with a sword forged in the fires of Mount Doom. But beware, Eve is always watching and she’s not afraid to banish anyone who dares to grief her precious creations.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Eve’s all-knowing gaze). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting!

/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

JanitorCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aqua park, bills, brother, chain, east european coastside, fashion, groceries, Hotel, insulting, janitor, JanitorCraft, jewelry, Minecraft, mom, MONEY, Paycheck, poor country, Server, Siblings, sister, sunglasses

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	990073	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1373
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over money? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds, battle dragons, and even ride pigs through the sky. Who needs to worry about bills and sunglasses when you can embark on epic quests with your fellow gamers?

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and leave all your financial woes behind – because in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

BridezillaTruths

bride, BridezillaTruths, Communication, Contacts, contrast editing, design, family, green contacts, Honesty, innovation, makeup, misunderstanding, Modeling, neon green, photography, Self-expression, sibling, stylistic choices, Truth, Wedding, wedding photography

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life weddings and join a community of players who appreciate good fashion sense (or lack thereof)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual wedding, complete with neon green contacts that light up the night sky. Who needs a photographer when you can snap screenshots of your own reptilian bride and groom?

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves through innovative fashion choices, even if it means looking like a walking neon sign. Embrace your inner exotic self and show off your unique style to the world!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, outrageous outfits, and unforgettable memories. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding like no other?

ForgetMovieSMP

action, Adventure, blockbuster, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Experience, Favorite, film, forget, ForgetMovieSMP, Memory, Movie, Mystery, Nostalgia, rewatch, Suspense, Thriller, watch again

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Enchantments Applied:	149	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a unique experience that will make you feel like you’re watching your favorite movie for the first time all over again! Join us and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you feel like you’re the star of your very own blockbuster film. So come on, join us and experience movie magic like never before!

MindCraftySurvivor

contemplation, death, Departure, emotional, end of life, family, Farewell, final thoughts, Friends, Goodbye, last moments, Legacy, Life, loved ones, Memories, MindCraftySurvivor, mortality, passing, Reflection, relationships, Remembrance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Votes:	5061
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server will have you contemplating life, death, and everything in between!

Join us on a journey to uncover the ultimate question: “Who will be the last one on your mind when you leave this world?” Will it be your trusty pet pig, your rival player who keeps stealing your diamonds, or maybe even that creeper who always seems to blow up your house at the worst possible moment?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft master. Just remember, when you’re faced with the ultimate question, make sure you have a good answer ready.

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border control, border security, BorderBlock, conflict zones, counter-terrorist regime, crisis management., cross-border threats, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Military operations, Minecraft, national defense, Political unrest, regional stability, Russian border regions, Russian security, security measures, Server, territorial integrity, Ukraine advances

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Potions Brewed:	99
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be russian border regions under counter-terrorist regime as ukraine advances lol like what even is that but it’s so fun! you can be a secret agent sneaking around and trying to stop the ukraine advance with your minecraft skills. build secret underground bases and plan epic missions to save the day. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as spies and have top secret meetings. it’s so ridiculous but so entertaining, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy server. come on, be a part of the madness!

ZombieCraft2022

CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, deadliest month, eastern europe, global issue, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, October 2022, Peacekeeping, Report, statistics, Tragedy, Ukraine, UN, united nations, violence, War, ZombieCraft2022

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in block form. like, u won’t believe the crazy adventures u can have on this server.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken riding a pig. and then u team up with a group of llamas to defeat it. like, what even is happening, but it’s so much fun.

and then there’s this secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge u to a dance-off. like, who knew pandas could breakdance, right?

but wait, there’s more. u can also explore a haunted mansion where u have to solve riddles to escape, all while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. it’s like a horror movie, but with blocks.

so, if u want to experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft, u have to join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a party for ur brain, but with creepers.