| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9211 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4359 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 138 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 582 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8586 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 4740 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9223 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4821 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1060 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9087 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8366 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 776 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7411 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2800 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9329 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8496 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
