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CraftyLog Minecraft Server

Board, bullshit, CraftyLog, damn, entire, funny, grow up, I, listen up, logfag, meds, Minecraft, Need, Never, not funny, Poop, Server, Spam, speak, speak for, taking, tired, will be

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

BoomerCraft, bullshit, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Elderly, fake news, falsehood, fraud, hoaxes, internet, Lies, Manipulation, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, older people, pure bullshit, reddit, Scams, social media, Truth

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

“CraftyTranime” Minecraft Server

A, Anime, bullshit, common, Community, controversial, CraftyTranime, discussion, increasing, internet culture, Legitimate, long tail tag, Minecraft, online poll, opinion, Opinion poll, Server, Strawpoll, tourist cancer, tranime, trend, Vote, Word

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2505	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tranime Diamond, rumored to grant players the power to turn into their favorite anime character in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Tranime Ender Dragon, a creature so powerful and majestic that even the most seasoned players tremble at the thought of facing it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mighty beast and claim its treasure for yourself?

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy and colorful as you are, then you’ve come to the right place! Our players are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure, so you’ll never be bored with us around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BullshitCraft SMP

bullshit, BullshitCraft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, drivel, fabrication, fake news, Fallacy, falsehood, Fiction, fraud, Garbage, hoax, hundred percent, Lies, Misinformation, nonsense, pure bullshit, scam, smp, untruth

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5709
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

SoulfulAnimeMC Server

animated, Anime, bullshit, Characters, comedy, creativity, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, FANTASY, genre, japanese, Music, originality, quirky, series, Server, Soulful, SoulfulAnimeMC, storytelling, television, Unique

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from soulful and unique to straight-up anime bullshit!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a rainbow unicorn while battling evil pandas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that can shoot fireballs at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chickens that can lay golden eggs. Join forces with the Chicken King and become the ruler of the poultry world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8311
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!

Boruto’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Abilities, BLOCK, Boruto, Borutos, bullshit, Combat, demigods, fan fic, Fight, Himawari, Incredible, Madara-tier character, Minecraft, new generation, next level, Ninjas, op, Party, Powerful, Server, Skills, STRONG, toe to toe, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable strength

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	148971
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where players are so powerful they could take on Madara himself! Our community is filled with ninja demigods who can unleash devastating jutsu and summon mythical creatures to aid them in battle. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdowns and witness epic battles that will leave you in awe. Who needs Madara when you have players like Himawari who can single-handedly take down any foe? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane world where anything is possible. Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyRussianServer

Censorship, CraftyRussianServer, freedom of press, government actions, international relations, Media bias, media control, media manipulation, media regulations, media restrictions, news censorship, press freedom, Propaganda, response, restrict, RT case, russia, Russia vows, Russian government, us media, US-Russia relations

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	208	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

so like, this server is like the Russia of Minecraft servers, but without all the political drama and stuff. we promise to restrict all US media on our server in response to the RT case, because we’re all about that fake news life. join us if you want to experience the thrill of living in a world where the news is controlled by a bunch of blocky characters. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the banned media, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see what all the fuss is about, comrade!

AI Brain Bridge Network

Artificial Intelligence, Brain, Bridge.., Bridges, internal complexity, long tail tags, nature computational science, Network, network model, neuroscience

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1300	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Runes Activated:	6

lol join our minecraft server cuz it’s like ur brain on steroids but in a good way u kno? like u get to build stuff and be all creative and stuff but also u get to learn about artificial intelligence and neuroscience like whaaat? who knew u could get edumacated while playing minecraft? plus the mobs are super smart and will actually try to outsmart u like dang bro watch out for them creepers with phds in rocket science. so come join us and expand ur mind while u expand ur virtual world. it’s gonna be lit fam.

What is the IP for DanTDM Minecraft Server?

dan tdm, DanTDM, funny, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

DanTDM, also known as Daniel Middleton, is a popular British YouTuber and content creator known for his gaming and vlogging videos. He started his YouTube channel in 2012 and has since amassed millions of subscribers and billions of views. DanTDM is known for his family-friendly content and has become one of the most well-known and influential YouTubers in the gaming community. He has also written books and won multiple awards for his work.

Bridge

Economy, PvP, PvP Clutching Speedbuild Game mode Knocking Blocks Discord Skills Multiplayer Competitions Community Survival Creative Minigames Adventure Exploration Building Redstone Enchanting Economy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Animals Bred:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crops Grown:	9789
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	381
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Hello! We are a new starting server called Pontis.

On our server we only have the game mode ‘Bridges’. You have a playing field where you have to knock other people off with blocks and clutch yourself to avoid being knocked off. So it’s a good server to learn how to clutch and speedbuild, but especially to show your pvp skills.

Take a look and be sure to join the discord for more information.

Pontis.gg

CyberProject

1.20.1, Active administrators, classic gameplay, Custom Bosses, custom enchantments, Custom Features, CyberProject, Discord, Fabric, fabric server, friendly community, Minecraft, mobs, pure gameplay, Regular Backups, Roleplay, Safe and fun, Server, survival mode, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

CyberProject Vanilla Server Info Server name: [CyberProject Vanilla]

Server address: [45.93.200.46:25594]

Version: Minecraft [1.20.1] (Fabric) Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/fUmsJDcPpG Description: Welcome to our Minecraft CyberProject Vanilla server! Play Minecraft the way the developers intended, without mods, plugins. Enjoy pure, classic gameplay. Peculiarities: Custom enchantments, custom bosses, mobs and more! Survival mode Friendly community Regular backups to prevent data loss Active administrators ensuring a safe and fun game

45.93.200.46:25594

The Banana Network: Where monkeys rule and bananas are the currency! Join now for funky fun and fruity adventures!

Adventures, Aether, Automation, banana, Bananas, blocks, Bumblezone, Community, Currency, Curseforge, decor, Discord, Evolution, farmers delight, Friends, Fruity, Fun, Funky, Gaming, Join, Massive Dungeons, Mods, monkeys, Network, Other, Personalization, rule, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	8608	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Welcome to The Banana Network’s BRAND NEW official Minecraft public server. We have created a new modpack with all the essential mods to give you a Vanilla++ experience with some personalization (Origins) and automation (Create).

Features
40+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Plenty of decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Download Modpack

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the server IP provided on our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the rules section on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of our community.
Is there any support available for mod-related issues?	Yes, our dedicated support team can assist you with any mod-related issues you may encounter while playing on the server.

Blocky Artistry Minecraft Server

Analysis, art, ARTISTRY, blocky, confusion, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexity, puzzled, puzzled cat, puzzled dog, puzzled emoji, puzzled expression, puzzled face, puzzled look, puzzled man, puzzled person, puzzled woman, question.., Server, speculation, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8336	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas tell hilarious jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

And did we mention the secret drawing hidden deep within the game that holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear? What did she mean by this? What drawing? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your pickaxe breaks from all the fun!

Crafty Atelier Minecraft SMP

Alchemy, Atelier, Beginner, Character development, Crafting, Crafty, Exploration, FANTASY, game suggestions, gameplay, Gaming, immersive experience, Jrpg, Minecraft, niche genre, Recommendations, role playing, RPG, series, smp, starting point, Story-Driven, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8964	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on floating islands, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a petting zoo filled with friendly Endermen.

So why wait? Join our SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SleepyPainterFixer

aita, bad paint, bad painter, basement painting, correcting mistakes, Divorce, ex, fixing mistakes, former contractor, loving spouse, mean behavior, painting disaster, pick up daughter, Redecorating, repainting, SleepyPainterFixer, talent for painting, trim cutting

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2154	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	208	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will paint a beautiful picture of fun and adventure? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more laughs than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Just like fixing up a bad paint job, our server will have you coming back for more as you explore new worlds, conquer mighty foes, and maybe even discover a hidden talent for building. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget all about your ex and their terrible painting skills.

So why wait? Join us on the most hilarious Minecraft server around and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself painting a masterpiece of memories with your new friends.

UnraisedMC SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1934	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

If they don’t play on our Minecraft SMP, obviously! Our server is where all the misfits and troublemakers come together to cause chaos and mayhem. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!