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  • BullshitCraft SMP

    BullshitCraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

    BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • SoulfulAnimeMC Server

    SoulfulAnimeMC Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from soulful and unique to straight-up anime bullshit!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a rainbow unicorn while battling evil pandas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that can shoot fireballs at your enemies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chickens that can lay golden eggs. Join forces with the Chicken King and become the ruler of the poultry world.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

    BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

    Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Boruto’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Boruto’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where players are so powerful they could take on Madara himself! Our community is filled with ninja demigods who can unleash devastating jutsu and summon mythical creatures to aid them in battle. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdowns and witness epic battles that will leave you in awe. Who needs Madara when you have players like Himawari who can single-handedly take down any foe? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane world where anything is possible. Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BullshitCraft – Build your way out of the crap!

    BullshitCraft – Build your way out of the crap!

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    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring history class? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic, mind-blowing adventures you never knew you needed.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your loyal companions. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding chickens).

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

    BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well look no further, because on our server, you can post all your dank memes, epic videos, and hilarious photos!

    Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at, and more chaos than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – except for griefing. We take that very seriously. But everything else is fair game!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Zeitgeist Zapper

    Zeitgeist Zapper

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    Are you tired of following pseudointellectual fascists who lead you astray with their BS? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the endless cycle of following misguided leaders. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCrap

    CraftyCrap

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    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly your character is transformed into a flying pig with laser eyes. You’ll be soaring through the sky, shooting lasers at unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret bases that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. But be careful, because the mobs are no joke here. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance parties, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows.

    And if you ever find yourself in a financial rut, don’t worry! Just ask for new base gems and you’ll be back on your feet in no time. Our economy is so wild that you’ll never have to worry about going broke again.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead your fellow players to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Lost in the Waychest: A Semi-vanilla Adventure! 1.21 with zany Custom Plugins

    Lost in the Waychest: A Semi-vanilla Adventure! 1.21 with zany Custom Plugins

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    Server Name Waychest
    Server IP waychest.com
    Server Location United States West Coast
    Website https://waychest.com/
    Wiki https://waychest.com/info
    Version 1.21-1.21.1 (Java; Vanilla client)
    Gameplay Types [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PvE]

    What if every Minecraft world was a part of one big world?

    What if other people are out there on their own journey, and our paths might cross?

    Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm. You (and friends) start your Journey on what appears to be a server all to yourself.

    But as you explore, you will discover that you are not alone: custom items and blocks will guide you across the world to find what the people who came before you left behind. If you’re lucky, you might even run into your cohabitants in person.


    Feature Highlights:

    • 🌍 “Journey” System: Create your own server, called a Journey, with a random spawn point in one shared survival world.
    • 🎁 Waychests: Special chests that guide Journeys to find each other, rewarding those who seek them out.
    • 🚀 “Waychest Flight” Minigame: Craft an Elytra to start an in-world flying challenge.
    • 💨 Discovery-based Warps: Fast travel between blocks you find.
    • 🔐 Integrated Region Protection: Protect your blocks and containers with Waychests.
    • ☀️ “Radiance”: Skip the night without mob spawns.
    • 🗺️ Region Maps: Pre-explored loot maps for easy mapping.
    • 🏆 Custom Advancements: Advancements for every custom mechanic.
    • 🔑 Trial Chambers: 1.21 content in existing chunks.
    • 💸 No Monetization: No premium perks or donations accepted.

    Start your Journey at waychest.com or read more on the Wiki.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Snowbreak Minecraft Server

    Snowbreak Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we have Eatchel Edition! Join us for Operation Midnight where you can experience thrilling adventures and unlock the mysteries of Skytopia.

    But wait, there’s more! We have the Loverush Party where you can play monopoly minigames, the Specular Matrix for paradoxical incentives, and the Hero Games for some co-op wave rush action. And don’t miss out on our limited banners featuring characters like Fenny – Starshine and Eatchel – The Cub with their epic weapons.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive codes to redeem for extra goodies and a resource pastebin to help you on your journey. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #1998

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #1998

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a wild ride through Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel-inspired adventures.

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, here you can run your own assassin business with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona! Who knew demons could be so entrepreneurial?

    But wait, there’s more! Help Charlie rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in Hell by opening your very own hotel. Who knew Hell could be so hospitable?

    Join us for crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and maybe even a trip to Heaven if you play your cards right. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our Minecraft SMP now!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • GymCraft: Mind Yo Biz!

    GymCraft: Mind Yo Biz!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any crazy gym ladies trying to school you on how to use a virtual stationary bike! Join us and experience the freedom to play however you want without any judgmental gym rats breathing down your neck.

    Our server is a safe haven for all gamers, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob. We believe in letting people play their own way, without any interference from random strangers who think they know best. Plus, we have a strict “no finger-pointing in faces” policy, so you can game in peace without any aggressive gym husbands getting up in your business.

    So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – even if you’re still figuring out how to adjust your virtual bike seat!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • GazaGenocideGaffe

    GazaGenocideGaffe

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    lol join our epic minecraft server where the scottish national party removes parliament whip for saying there’s no genocide in gaza!!! like wut even is that?!?! come build ur own parliament and whip ur friends into shape or get kicked out for not believing in fake genocides!!! join now for the most drama-filled server everrrr!!! #parliamentwhipdrama #genocidenotgenocide #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • PlatoVsHulk: OscarWorthyBioPic

    PlatoVsHulk: OscarWorthyBioPic

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    Yo, listen up gamers! If you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Hulk Hogan in a tutu, then you gotta join us! Our server is so lit, even Plato would be like “Whoa, this is some next level shiz!”

    We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil unicorns. And get this, if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant banana statue on top of Mount Everest, a portal to the land of talking chickens will open up. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that adventure!

    So come on over to our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft legend. Hulk Hogan approved!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • SharkyDivideCraft

    SharkyDivideCraft

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    So, like, this server is like, totally lit cuz it’s got three different types of white sharks that like, evolved during the ice age or something. Like, they’re all different and stuff, so you gotta come check it out.

    One time, I was swimming with the white sharks and they were like, “Hey, wanna join our gang?” And I was like, “Heck yeah, I wanna be a shark gang member!” So now I’m like, the coolest shark in the ocean, all thanks to this server.

    And get this, the white sharks have their own little societies and stuff. Like, one group is all about fashion and they have the most stylish fins you’ve ever seen. Another group is like, super into music and they have underwater raves every weekend. It’s wild, man.

    So, if you wanna swim with the coolest white sharks around and be part of their crazy underwater world, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a total blast.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • SupernaLuna2.0: Where the cows dance and the creepers wear tutus! Java 1.21

    SupernaLuna2.0: Where the cows dance and the creepers wear tutus! Java 1.21

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    Supernaluna SMP Server

    Overview:

    SEASON 2!

    Launched 07/06/24

    Play.Supernaluna.Com

    Hiiii Fellow Minecrafters!

    Greetings from the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to embark on some epic journeys with us. A little bit of creativity, a little bit of exploration. Mayhaps a little bit of chaos. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an avid explorer, just like to hang out – or lurk, our server has a place for a little bit of everything.

    Fantasy Build Contest Event – Happening Now! Join the Discord for details and prizes!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

    A full list of plug-ins and features can be found on our Discord, but here’s a taste:

    Plugin/Feature Description
    McMMO Enhances gameplay with RPG elements
    Economy Allows players to buy and sell items
    Jobs Players can choose and complete jobs for rewards
    Warps Offers easy teleportation to community locations
    Veinminer Makes mining more efficient
    /sethome Set a home location for easy return
    /rtp Randomly teleport to explore new areas
    Cosmetic Ranks/Roles Based on playtime, Master rank gets an extra home!

    The Important Stuff:

    • No Griefing or Stealing
    • PvP must always be consensual
    • NO x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
    • Zero tolerance for hate speech

    Additional Information:

    • “xMoniarty#7292” on discord if you have any questions

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    Can I use hacks on the server? No, any form of hacking is not allowed and will result in a ban.
    Is griefing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
    How can I participate in the Fantasy Build Contest Event? Join the Discord for details and prizes.
    Are there rules for PvP? PvP must always be consensual, no exceptions.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • DiamondDamsel Minecraft Server

    DiamondDamsel Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of trying to impress pretty white women in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with them! That’s right, we have a whole village of single, beautiful white women just waiting for you to sweep them off their feet. And the best part? They don’t care if you’re a billionaire, a Gigachad, or a rapper – they just want someone to build them a nice house in Minecraft. So come join our server and find your pixelated soulmate today!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Mystery of the Giant Hands

    Minecraft SMP: Mystery of the Giant Hands

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    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where giant hands roam the land and players must navigate through the chaos of being a human claw machine! Imagine being able to crush an orange with just a squeeze of your hand – that’s the kind of power you’ll have on this server.

    But beware, the giant hands are a mystery and no one knows where they came from. Some say they were created by a mad scientist who wanted to see how players would react to such a bizarre challenge. Others believe they are a result of a glitch in the game that can only be fixed by completing a series of ridiculous tasks.

    Join us if you dare to test your skills in this strange and unpredictable world. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate claw machine champion and crush all the oranges in sight!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP