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Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3494
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	2411	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

ExWifeExileCraft

aita, BF, blended families, Boundaries, canceling trip, Confrontation, Consistency, CoParenting, Disney, ex wife, ExWifeExileCraft, family dynamics, long term relationship, once in a lifetime experience, parenting, relationships, Stability, vacation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Emeralds Found:	5638
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

aggravation, Agitation, ANNOY, Bother, Botheration, bothered, BotheredBlox, chafe, discomfort, displeasure, exasperation, Frustration, irk, irksome, irritate, Minecraft, Nuisance, Peeve, perturb, pet peeve, smp, Upset, vexation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

AwkwardCraft

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward gaffes, awkward incidents, awkward memories, awkward mishaps, awkward mistakes, awkward moments, awkward situations, awkward slip-ups, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, funny stories, oops moments, social blunders, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

RLfactions

Base Defense, brutal survival challenges, building, challenging server, competitive, dragons, Dungeons, exciting gameplay, faction warfare, Factions, factions mechanics, Modded, PvP, Raiding, Rlcraft, RLFactions server, Strategizing, Survival, tough survival challenge, Vibrant environment

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

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QuoteMC

chance, crate keys, gameplay, Minecraft, Pickaxe, QuoteMC, Rewards, Server, Survival, sword, Voting, WIN

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	880560

Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

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Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

active realm, Arena, Conflicts, Discord, Etheria, expire, Faction, Factions, Join, Land, Life, Link, LOSE, members, Message, plot of land, Politics, pvp tournaments, Ready, Sleep, smp, Social, territorial conflicts, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, Wars

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ores Mined:	1212
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	236	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!