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CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Farms Harvested:	293	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	2083
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

GarbageOP Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, banger, commentary, comparison, critique, first, Garbage, GarbageOP, GENERIC, Minecraft, Music, opinion, original poster, review, second, series, series anthem, Server, Soundtrack, trending, uninspired, Video, viral

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	72
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

emotional well being, Escape, existential questions, family relationships, introspection, life choices, Loneliness, luxury lifestyle, materialism, mental health, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, personal values, pixelated, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-sufficiency, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, societal expectations, solitude

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	88
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

BlockyBabyBlunder

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, blocky, BOOTY, Call, Casual Sex, Connection, Curiosity, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Honesty, hookup, Intimacy, memorable, Minecraft, one night stand, Passion, redditors, regret, Server, spontaneity, Story, Thrill, unforgettable, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!

CraftyBlockzUSA

American atmosphere, American attitudes, american culture, American emotions, American mindset, American mood, American opinions, American outlook, American perspective, American politics, American sentiments, American society, American vibe, American viewpoints, CraftyBlockzUSA, current events, general feel, people, united states, Usa

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

Agreement, cooperation, current events, Diplomacy, Edition, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, News, opinion, Politics, response, russia, Statement, Support, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vance, VanceCraft, VP announcement

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	4304	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!