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ForestFireFiascoMC

altadena, Building Fires, ça.., California, community responsibility, Community safety, environmental issues, fire ecology, fire prevention, fire risk, forest clearing, forest conservation, forest health, forest maintenance, forest management, forest protection, ForestFireFiascoMC, house fires, urban interface, wildfire mitigation, wildfire prevention, Wildfires

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of people blaming you for forest fires when you don’t even have a forest to begin with? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where trees don’t spontaneously combust and destroy your hard work! No more accusations of arson or poor forest management – just pure, unadulterated building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical fireproof shield, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of your creations going up in flames. Say goodbye to the forest fire blame game and hello to a stress-free building paradise!

CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition

Caucasus region, Circassian people, CircassianCraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, Genocide, historical apology, historical atrocities, historical justice, historical memory, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, minority rights, political statement, recognition, reconciliation efforts, Russian Empire, Ukrainian parliament, War Crimes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.

also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Above Average, Characters, FANTASY, Good, joking, love, Lowkey, MysticCraft, Nonsensical, nothing going, people, Personality, plebs, Realms, redditors, retarded, Starting, Story, think.., Visuals, world-building

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those boring ass games, come join our Minecraft server! We got visuals that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s like you’re on acid but in a good way. And who needs character development when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends? Our world building is so non-existent, it’s like a blank canvas for your wildest creations. And don’t even get me started on the story, it’s so nonsensical, it’ll make you question your own existence. Trust me, only the truly retarded will pass up this opportunity to join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ConcertTimeOops Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, Communication, Concert, concert etiquette, concert intermission, concert timing, ConcertTimeOops, Disappointment, early meeting, Expectations, friendship, Hangout, Jazz, leaving early, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Plans, Respect, Server, snarky text, social etiquette

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchantments Applied:	131
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	5257	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about getting cheated in a hangout like poor OP did at that jazz show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that concert mishap.

Reasons to join our server: – We have two “showings” of epic Minecraft adventures every day, at 7:30pm and 9:30pm (just kidding, it’s actually one long intermission-filled extravaganza)! – Our band of players will keep you entertained with their virtual tunes and melodies, no need to worry about missing out on the fun. – Leave whenever you want, we won’t send you snarky texts the next morning. In fact, we encourage you to come and go as you please, just like a Minecraft block that can be placed and removed at will.

So don’t be an asshole like OP’s friend, join our server and experience the ultimate hangout where the only thing you’ll feel cheated out of is a boring day!

FiancéCraft: No Name Change Required!

AITA Refusing Fiance Last Name Marriage Relationship Horrible Hiscock Sexual Innuendo Teasing Process Maiden Name Hyphenate Stubborn Real Family Valid Love Happiness Family Compromise, CHANGE, FiancéCraft, required

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and dive into the crazy world of blocky adventures.

Just like this woman who refused to take her fiance’s last name because it sounded like a naughty joke, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in while playing here!

Forget about boring family-friendly servers, on our server, we embrace the chaos and encourage you to be your true self, even if that means causing a little drama along the way. Join now and let the craziness begin!

LonelySteveMC SMP

Abandoned, alone, Depressed, emotional isolation, Empty, feeling alone, friendless, ISOLATED, isolated behavior, isolated signs, lack of connection, Loneliness, loneliness symptoms, lonely behavior, lonely indicators, LonelySteveMC, neglected, signs of loneliness, smp, social isolation, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is the cure for loneliness! You know you’re lonely when you start talking to your pet rock and it starts talking back. But fear not, on this server, we have a secret potion that turns your pet rock into a real-life talking pet! Imagine having a conversation with a rock, bro, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have mastered the art of dancing like a chicken. Yes, you heard me right, you gotta bust out those chicken dance moves to unlock the treasure. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re like the Illuminati, but cuter and furrier. Join us and help us stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

So if you’re feeling lonely and in need of some wacky adventures, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a talking pet rock or a chicken-dancing treasure hunter. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

YoonCraft Minecraft Server

civil war, Conflict Resolution, constitutional crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Lawyer, leadership, Minecraft, national security, POLITICAL CRISIS, political division, political tension, protest, Rule of Law, Server, social unrest, south korea, standoff, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Votes:	6683
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1266	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, Yoon’s lawyer is warning of a ‘civil war’ in South Korea and, like, we gotta distract ourselves with some epic block building, ya know?

Join our server and help prevent a real civil war by fighting mobs and building the sickest bases ever. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you invincible in PvP battles.

So, like, don’t be a noob and join our server now before it’s too late. Who knows, maybe Yoon’s lawyer will even join and help us defeat the Ender Dragon together. It’s gonna be epic, bro.

9YearOldCraft

9YearOldCraft, activism, child brides, child marriage, Child protection, child welfare, cultural practices, gender equality, girl’s rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iraq, law amendment, legal age, legal reform, legislative change, marriage laws, MIDDLE EAST, Social Issues, underage marriage, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles! we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle and defeat the evil zombie army that is trying to take over our pixelated world.

plus, we have a special event where you can marry a 9-year-old girl (just kidding, that’s not cool). but seriously, join us for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, girls only, height, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, width

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mtlp.vanillaboxmc.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, active community, Ambitions, big ambitions, build nearby, Claims, classic-style, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, no plugins, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Version	Latest
Plugins	None
Community Guidelines	Build nearby, but exceptions allowed
Goal	Active long-term community

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a Vanilla server?	Yes, there are no non-vanilla plugins.
Are there teleportation commands?	No, there is no teleporting on this server.
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server.
How can I join?	Join the discord and get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx