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CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

aid, cbs news, Conspiracy, CraftyCampaigns, denial, foreign interference, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Israel, low iq, MAGA, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, Trump Campaign, Ukraine, US Election, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!

QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

compensate, congratulates, Crush, favorite MC, Friends, getting paid, Hero, Ochako, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkSacrificerMC, sacrifice, Sacrifices, saves the world, Saving the World, smp, teaching job, Underappreciated, Unrecognized, useless, Walmart

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	132
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	7085	Ores Mined:	9850
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9859	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ores Mined:	9822
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	118	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2496
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ores Mined:	2162

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!