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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5782 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music while exploding!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, and now players are mutating into half-human, half-creeper hybrids! Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun… we think.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!