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Money Matters Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, bull market, buying dips, economic outlook, Financial Advice, financial forecasting, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, investing strategy., investment advice, investment opportunities, long term investing, market analysis, market predictions, market trends, market volatility, matters.., Minecraft, MONEY, portfolio management, risk management, smp, stock market, wealth management

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we’re in a bull market for the next year! That’s right, forget about those boring old SMPs where you have to worry about your diamonds losing value. Here, dips are for buying, baby!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PumpkinSpiceLatte Minecraft SMP

ATH, btc, bull market, community dynamics, conspiracy theories, cryptocurrency, cult mentality, dogecoin, fud, Investment, investor behavior, LINK holders, LONG-TERM OUTLOOK., market analysis, market manipulation, market psychology, Minecraft, performance comparison, price prediction, PumpkinSpiceLatte, rationalization, risk assessment, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of the server economy, just like the rollercoaster ride of Dogecoin prices.

Imagine a world where diamonds are worth more than gold, and players will do anything to get their hands on them. Will the cult of diamond hoarders finally fall apart when prices skyrocket to $25 per block? Or will they spin it as a win and blame it on the Illuminati?

With BTC hitting $150k, who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on our server. Will there be new boogeymen lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious resources? Join us and find out in this wacky, unpredictable world of Minecraft madness!

Lost my Mojo Minecraft SMP

110k, 13K, 300, Billions, bull market, Buy, Clicking, Crypto, cryptocurrency, Giga, Hope, investing, Lost, lost my mojo, market analysis, MCAP, memes, Minecraft, mojo, moodeng, rekt, smp, spx6900, Struggling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of getting rekt in the crypto world? Do you struggle to find the next big meme to invest in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual currency trading without the risk of losing your hard-earned cash. Our community is filled with expert meme investors who can help you find your mojo and start clicking again.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy into top memes like giga and moodeng spx6900 at over 500m mcap. Who knows, you might just make billions! So come on, throw in your entire 13k and watch your virtual wallet grow.

But be warned, everything is topping now and these tops are not tops when the full bull starts. So join our Minecraft SMP today and let the memes guide you to financial success!

Crabbing to 60K on Minecraft SMP – Boredom Strikes, Where’s the Bull?

60k, bear market, Boredom, Boring, Bull, bull market, chart analysis, crabbing, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial markets, halvening, investment strategy, market cycles, market manipulation, market prediction, market psychology, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price movement, smp, strikes, Technical Analysis, Trading, Wheres

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re crab walking our way back to 60K and things are getting wild. But watch out for the bears, they cry when things don’t go their way.

And don’t even get me started on the halvening. It’s like a magical event that will blow your mind. The chart is prepped just right, so get ready for some epic adventures. Plus, we have a picture of you ready to go – just to show you how awesome you’ll look on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

Analysis, bear market, Bobos, bull market, finance, financial crisis, investing, liquidate, liquidity, longs, market, Minecraft, permabears, risk management, Server, shorts, speculation, stock market, strategy, thinking, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	7865	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

MineCrafty Mischief Server

Blockchain, bull market, Coin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, ethereum, finance, hate, investing, Investment, market, market trends, minecrafty, Mischief, outside, Potential, retards, Septembear, September, Server, Summer, summer activities, Trading

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	207
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a dragon, battle a giant chicken, and even build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself plays here on weekends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Console Virtual Reality PC Gaming Minecraft SMP

console, console gaming, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming advancements, Gaming Community, gaming competitions, gaming consoles, gaming culture, gaming devices, gaming experiences, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming news, gaming peripherals, gaming platforms, gaming reviews, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, Reality, smp, video games, virtual, virtual reality gaming

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	6348
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a lake. But things took a turn for the weird when the chicken came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! Now, our server is known for its abundance of diamond chickens roaming around causing mischief.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak in Shakespearean English. Imagine having a deep conversation with a llama about the meaning of life while mining for diamonds – only on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us and see which way the white man leads you on this crazy adventure!

WifeysBroWeddingMCServer

borderline diagnosis, cheating ex, Disappointment, Emotional rollercoaster, ex-girlfriend drama, family conflict, family dynamics, maxed out credit card, medication, negative feelings, past issues, refusing to go, relationship boundaries, stolen ring, Therapy, unresolved emotions, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wife’s brother’s wedding, WifeysBroWeddingMCServer

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships, ex-girlfriends, and family drama.

Looking for a server where you can escape from your own crazy life and dive into someone else’s drama? Look no further!

Join now to experience the thrill of dealing with a brother-in-law who is marrying your ex-girlfriend. Will you attend the wedding or stir up some trouble? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of stolen diamond rings, maxed out credit cards, and lies spread like wildfire.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore the depths of emotional rollercoasters, irrational fears, and self-esteem issues.

So come on down to our server and join the fun – because who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?

BedWarsBuddyGone

Assertiveness, awkward situations, BedWarsBuddyGone, Boundaries, cat lover, college life, college relationships, Communication, dorm living, emotional support animal, ESA, freshman, Friendship Dynamics, late night visits, meeting people, new friends, personal space, roommate conflicts, setting boundaries, sleepover etiquette, social interactions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of awkward encounters in real life? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted bed buddies again! Our server is a safe space where you can build your own virtual dorm room without the fear of unexpected sleepovers. Plus, our community is full of cat lovers, so you can show off your virtual ESA without any awkwardness. Say goodbye to uncomfortable situations and hello to a world where you can kick anyone out of your bed with just a click of a button. Join now and sleep peacefully knowing that your bed is all yours!

MarriageRejects Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping with rejection, DATING, dealing with rejection, emotional pain, emotional resilience., Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, love, marriage proposal, marriage proposal gone wrong, MarriageRejects, Minecraft, moving on, rejection, rejection advice, rejection stories, relationships, self reflection, self worth, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where rejection doesn’t exist! We guarantee that no one will ever say no to your marriage proposal in our virtual world. In fact, we have a special wedding chapel where you can have as many virtual weddings as your heart desires. So come join us and say “I do” to endless love and acceptance!

StoneColdCraft

coping mechanism, coping strategies, emotional detachment, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotional numbness, emotional regulation, emotional resilience., emotional stability, emotionless, meditation, mental health, mental strength, mindfulness, psychological well-being, self help, self-care, self-control, StoneColdCraft, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of feeling all the feels in Minecraft? Join our server and become emotionless in no time! Our secret potion will drain all your emotions, leaving you as cold and unfeeling as a block of ice. Say goodbye to pesky feelings like joy, sadness, and rage – now you can mine and craft without any distractions! Join us and embrace the void of emotion, where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving in a harsh world. Emotions? Who needs ’em!

GeodeCraft – Because breaking virtual blocks is cheaper than therapy

armor, blocks, BREAKING, Cheaper, Custom crate tools, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Discord, discussions, Entity/Spawner/Items stacking, GeodeCraft, Ip:, Items, Join, Lag-free, Land Claims, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, Survival, Therapy, Updates, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchantments Applied:	217	Crops Grown:	2945
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

GeodeCraft Server Overview

Server Type:	Semi-Survival
Version:	1.21
Features:	Land Claims, Custom items, Player Shops, McMMO, and more
IP:	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: GeodeCraft is a semi-survival server with added features like a custom economy and player shops.

Q: Can I claim land?

A: Yes, players can claim land to protect their builds using the Land Claims feature.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, GeodeCraft offers custom crate tools, armor, and items to enhance gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

APPEAL, Audience, audio quality, digit, Digital, Entertainment, gain viewers, Minecraft, MODEL, PALS, PIXEL, post, Server, single digit audience, stay, Stream, Streamers, Subjective, Thread, thread for vtubers, Viewers, Vtubers, watch

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the virtual streamers out there who are still waiting for that breakthrough moment! Ever dreamt of streaming to a single-digit audience? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect platform for you.

Join our server and post yourself for all to see! As long as you meet the requirement of having less than 10 viewers, you’re in! And if you’re wondering how to gain more viewers, just remember that entertainment is subjective. But hey, having a super appealing Minecraft skin and top-notch audio quality can’t hurt, right?

So come on down to our server and start your journey to virtual stardom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have a whole eleven viewers tuning in to watch you mine diamonds and build epic structures. The sky’s the limit (or should we say, the build height limit is the limit)!

Poland Minecraft SMP Jewish Village

Ancestry, Beautiful, culture, descendants, diaspora, Diversity, eastern europe, Girls, heritage, History, Holocaust, Identity, Israel, Jewish, Jewish community, Minecraft, Poland, Religion, smp, Thoughts, tradition, Ukraine, Village

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have the biggest Jewish community, but we do have the most epic potato farms this side of Ukraine. And let me tell you, those beautiful Jewish girls in Israel? They’re all actually descendants of our players. That’s right, we’re basically responsible for creating the most gorgeous players in Minecraft history. So come join us for a chance to build insane structures, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find your own long-lost Jewish heritage. It’s gonna be a blast!

TransCraft: Bestie Betrayal

best friend drama, Bestie, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, coping with betrayal, emotional processing, friendship betrayal, ignorance, ignoring someone, LGBTQ+ issues, outing someone, overreacting, personal boundaries, prejudice, relationship boundaries, self reflection, support systems, toxic relationships, trans rights, trans visibility, TransCraft, Transphobia, trust issues

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the relationship between Emma, Jake, and our protagonist!

We promise you’ll never be bored with us – whether it’s dealing with toxic relationships, outing secrets, or navigating the complexities of friendship, our server has it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle like no other!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs mobs and mining when you can have all the drama and gossip you could ever want? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShamefulSteveMC SMP

ashamed, EMBARRASSMENT, Guilt, hidden, Humiliation, imperfection, Insecurity, mistake, Personal, Private, regret, regretful, remorse, Secrets, self-conscious, self-judgment, shame, ShamefulSteveMC, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen.

Forget about being ashamed of anything, on our server, we embrace all your embarrassing moments and turn them into legendary tales. Did you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT? No problem, we’ll just turn it into a tourist attraction! Did you accidentally hit your best friend with a diamond sword? Don’t worry, we’ll just pretend it was all part of an elaborate prank.

Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the hero of the server for the most ridiculous reason imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!