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CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!

Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Our server is so epic that even the Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue would be jealous! We have Feixiao causing mischief everywhere, making sure there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Myriad Celestia Trailer – it’s like a rollercoaster of adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the characters banners are on fire! Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, Robin, Moze, Asta, Luka – they’re all here to party with you!

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will blow your mind! Get your hands on Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find Feixiao causing chaos in your own backyard!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

Asian culture, Assumptions, awkward situation, ChopstickCraft, Chopsticks, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dinner table, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Manners, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Server, Siblings, social norms, Taiwanese culture, training chopsticks, White

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where we eat with chopsticks like pros! Just like the time my brother’s girlfriend thought training chopsticks were a thing and I accidentally made her feel like she was in a chopstick boot camp. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? So come join us for some hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments on our server. Who knows, you might even learn some mad chopstick skills along the way!

StepKidSnubbedMC

annual income, biological parent, blended family, child support, Childcare costs, Communication, ex-spouses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial contributions, financial obligations, financial responsibility, household expenses, Obligations, parenting responsibilities, personal finances, provider, relationship dynamics, stepchildren, StepKidSnubbedMC, unfair situation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of feeling like the financial underdog in your own household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to provide for is your virtual farm!

Imagine a world where your spouse’s exes are actually helpful and contribute to the household expenses. On our server, you can build a virtual mansion with your virtual riches and show off to all the other players.

Forget about real-life financial obligations and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. Join now and leave all your financial worries behind!

Blockin’ Love Quest

Blockin, busy schedule, emotional baggage, fear of being hurt again, fear of commitment, fear of intimacy, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, high standards, lack of communication, lack of confidence, lack of opportunities, lack of self-love, Loneliness, love, past heartbreak, perfectionism, Quest, self-doubt, social anxiety, trust issues, unrealistic expectations, unresolved issues

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ores Mined:	8153	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of being single because you spend all your time playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player 2 in a world full of pixelated romance and adventure. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and creepers to bond over? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections together!

Girl’s Self-Insert Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where girls are a rare sight? Well, look no further because on our server, girls are constantly self-inserting left and right! Join in on the fun and see just how many girls you can spot building epic structures and slaying zombies with their diamond swords.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of too much block-building on the human brain. Will you become a master builder or lose your mind in a sea of pixelated blocks? There’s only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. And who knows, you might even find love among the creepers and skeletons. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Spot Bot AI Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	145	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of bots pretending to be real players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bot-free zone! We have a strict “no bots allowed” policy and our admin team is constantly on the lookout for any sneaky AIs trying to infiltrate our ranks.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to meet some truly wacky characters. From a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of llamas who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds. On our server, you’ll stumble upon chests filled with enchanted gear, rare items, and even the occasional slice of pizza (because why not?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

DadlessLunch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, campus lunch, clingy parent, Communication Issues, DadlessLunch, discomfort, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, father-son relationship, lunch dates, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, parental involvement, personal space, Server, Student Life, Time management, university life, university student

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of dealing with clingy parents in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your dad wanting to have lunch with you on campus again! Our virtual world is a parent-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any family drama.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer a parent-free experience, but we also have exclusive events like “Dad-Free Fridays” where you can enjoy uninterrupted gameplay without any parental interruptions. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for independence.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to awkward lunch dates with dad. It’s time to take control of your own virtual destiny and build the life you’ve always wanted – no parents allowed!

MomDrainer420

communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, family arguments, family dynamics, generational gap, guilt tripping, high school drama, introverted teenager, MomDrainer420, mood swings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflicts, parent-teen relationships, personal boundaries, phone addiction, social norms, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, teenage self-discovery

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	5758	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is a place where you can escape the constant tension at home and just focus on building and exploring. No more guilt trips or screaming matches over spilled water – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!

MovieLoverMC SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where your favorite movie comes to life! Imagine building a replica of the Death Star from Star Wars or reenacting the epic battles from Avengers Endgame. Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where you can create your own blockbuster hits with your friends. So grab your popcorn and join us for a cinematic adventure like no other!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!