| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8236 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1177 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 194 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9101 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Enchantments Applied: | 169 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 451 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1710 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8313 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8729 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 197 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8691 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1950 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
