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Warcraft? More like Minecraft Server!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	2573	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	59

Are you tired of boring old Warcraft and its lackluster fantasy setting? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a dragon made entirely of cheese. They rode that cheesy dragon into battle against an army of evil bunnies, and emerged victorious with a block of enchanted butter as their prize.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Castle, where players can feast on delicious tacos made of golden apples and emerald lettuce. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Warcraft in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Age Gap Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, hidden treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

Vax Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	235
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you blood clots or heart attacks? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you questioning if it’s the vax or Covid causing those side effects. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a rollercoaster when you can experience the thrill of our server? Join now for a truly heart-pounding adventure!

”/dig/ – Diamond Diggers and Creeper Crushers Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most forehead-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so big-brained, we’ve got Vtubers giving and receiving advice on Vtubing while building epic structures with their massive foreheads.

Looking to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, if you don’t have a forehead the size of a mountain, we recommend Twitch. But if your forehead is rivaling Mount Everest, then YouTube is the way to go.

Wondering if there’s an audience for your content? Of course there is! We’ve got viewers from all dimensions tuning in to watch Vtubers do everything from speedrunning to building pixel art with their forehead powers.

Need a video editor? Look no further than DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for those on a budget. But if you’ve got a forehead that can rival the Great Wall of China, then Vegas Pro or Premiere is the way to go.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we’ve got open auditions for Hololive and Niji! Just imagine the possibilities of joining these prestigious Vtuber companies with your forehead leading the way.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your forehead’s true potential. Who knows, you might just build a monument so grand that even the Ender Dragon will bow down in awe.

AllianceSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!

Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!

Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!

Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!

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Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6400
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

694455827 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1656
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!

FakeMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP Survival Lifesteal Cracked Competitive Action-packed Rivals Challenge Server Ultimate Strongest Dive Experience Encounters Heart Battle Fun Simple Join Prove

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Animals Bred:	71
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!

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GF Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.

Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.

So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!