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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2696 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1003 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!
