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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8316 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2208 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!