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Eien Realms 1.20.1
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got Ekkomori, the loud GFE who loves horror games and ASMR – she’ll keep you entertained for days! And don’t forget about Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman who’s still on holiday but will speedrun her way into your heart. FerumiKaipa is an unhinged tomboy who adores indie and retro games, plus she’s obsessed with buggies – what more could you want? Skye Senfort is a dorky mecha fan who will kick butt in action games and draw you into her world. Nemo Nevermore is a cute doomer who’s a bit of a crazy girl but she’s healing, loves naan, and is a pro at League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and Marvel Rivals. Mira Monsoon is an energetic horror game lover who’s feeling under the weather, but she’ll still bring the fun. And don’t forget about BlaiseBug (Shinryu), the ironic weeb who’s emotional, loves Nier, and cosplays like a pro. Admyra Wyvernhart is another gem you’ll find on our server, with a heart of gold and a love for Aegis-Link. Plus, we’ve got Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi in our archives – legends in their own right. So come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other – it’s gonna be a blast! -
Blocky Beijing Buggies: Minecraft Madness!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise NOT to spy on you 24/7 like those sneaky car companies! We don’t want everything you do in the game recorded and sent to any servers, especially not to the CCP in Beijing. Plus, we definitely don’t want to support the Chinese economy, unless they start accepting diamonds as currency!
Come join us for a wild ride where you can build, explore, and troll your friends without any worries of being watched by Big Brother. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who value their privacy and want to have a good time without any shady business going on behind the scenes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create some epic memories together!
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NailArtNephewFunTime
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all forms of creativity and self-expression, just like Matteo painting his nails! Join us for a wild ride filled with monster trucks, power rangers, and of course, epic tea parties.Our server is the perfect place to let your inner pink-loving, nail-painting side shine, just like Matteo. Who says you can’t enjoy both football and fabulous nail art? Embrace your uniqueness and show off your skills in building, crafting, and painting (nails, that is).
Join us and show Matteo’s dad that being fabulous and fierce is totally awesome. Let’s paint the town (and our nails) together on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. See you there, darling! 💅🎮 #NailArtGoals #TeaPartyTime
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MineParentVillage
Are you a single parent trying to navigate the treacherous waters of raising kids in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!Join us for a wild ride filled with helpful villagers who will babysit your little ones while you mine for diamonds. Need a break from the chaos of parenting in the virtual world? Our support system includes virtual therapy sessions with a wise old Minecraft wizard who will help you navigate the ups and downs of parenthood.
But wait, there’s more! Our community resources include a secret underground daycare run by friendly creepers who promise not to explode (most of the time). So come join us on this epic adventure and let us help you raise your Minecraft kids in style!
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RapeCraft: Crushin’ Uprisings with Impunity
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun! our players are so wild, they once built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!and get this, our admins are like wizards, they can make pigs fly and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a magical circus up in here! plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make u pee ur pants with excitement.
oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons. it’s like a scene from a crazy action movie, but in minecraft form.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the chaos begin! who knows what kind of wacky adventures u’ll have. just remember, anything goes in this world of madness!
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ShoulderCraft: Left vs Right vs Good vs Bad
join this epic minecraft server where your left and right shoulder will battle it out for supremacy! will your good shoulder prevail or will your bad shoulder reign supreme? only one way to find out, join now and witness the ultimate showdown in the world of minecraft! plus, rumor has it that the legendary shoulder armor can only be found on this server, so get ready to gear up and dominate the competition. come on, what are you waiting for? your shoulders are calling for you to join the fun! -
PixelPaws Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a custom skin of a super sexy fox lady that will make you question your own sanity! Join now to experience the ultimate blend of blocky gameplay and questionable arousal! Who knew pixels could be so hot? -
MaxiCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of ancient Rome…but with a twist! Join us and become the ultimate Emperor, ruling over your own empire with luxurious bloodthirsty power.Imagine a world where you can plot against your enemies, build magnificent coliseums for epic battles, and even cuck your own son for ultimate power. Only on our server can you experience the true madness of being a Roman Emperor.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you are the one true Maximus, destined to bring chaos and glory to the Empire. Just remember, Rome should be a Republic again…but only after you’ve had your fill of power and conquest.
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SleepyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this boyfriend did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and never misses a beat. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will never leave you hanging like a missed car appointment. Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t even need to set an alarm to log on – we’ll make sure you never oversleep again! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course. See you there!