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RedstoneFlusherCraft

bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, Empathy, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, hygiene, menstruation, menstruation stigma, Period, period shaming, RedstoneFlusherCraft, relationships, Respect, societal expectations, stigma, Transgender, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4428	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blood and toilet paper in our exclusive bathroom-themed world. Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be challenged to flush the toilet and clean up after yourself in a hilarious twist on the usual Minecraft gameplay.

But that’s not all! Engage in deep conversations with other players about the societal stigma surrounding periods and whether it’s appropriate to ask someone to flush. Dive into the drama and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate period advocate.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild, wacky, and totally absurd adventure like no other!

ToiletWineCraft

fermentation process, forbidden beverages, hidden brewing, homemade alcohol, illegal brewing, improvised brewing, inmate creativity, makeshift alcohol, making wine, prison contraband, prison culture, prison economy, prison life, restricted ingredients, risky behavior, secret stash, toilet brewing, toilet wine, ToiletWineCraft, underground alcohol, unique recipes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?

So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!

VaquitaVoyage Minecraft Server

Animal protection, animal welfare, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, endangered, endangered animals, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, Expedition, Gulf of California, marine conservation, marine life, marine mammal, mexico, Minecraft, ocean conservation, Server, Sights, vaquita porpoises, VaquitaVoyage, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

lol wut? come join our minecraft server where we have more vaquita porpoises than Mexico! our underwater world is filled with these rare creatures, you can even ride them like dolphins! we have a secret mission to save the vaquita porpoises from extinction by building them a giant underwater city with tacos and sombreros for everyone! join us now and be a hero for the vaquita porpoises! VIVA LA PORPOISES!

FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6459
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7945	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?