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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3959 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t scared of death, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP! We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up, we got villagers that trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks, and we got a secret underground base filled with cake (no lie, it’s a cake dungeon)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical force field that only lets in the coolest players. And if you die in-game, you have to do a silly dance in real life to come back to life. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with more zombies.
So if you ain’t afraid of death and you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up! Just be prepared to face off against a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers and a giant chicken that lays explosive eggs. It’s gonna be wild, bro!
