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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4239 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing through the roof is your creativity (not your van)! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world, where houses are unaffordable and groceries are van-sized.
Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner Minecraft mastermind. Build your dream home, start a thriving business, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of van living.
Who needs a Masters in Accounting when you can become the ultimate Minecraft mogul? Join us and show the world that you don’t need a fancy degree to succeed in this blocky paradise. Let’s make generations before us proud (and maybe even upgrade from the van)!
